Canon is Downton Abbey - New Voice - Imagine the Yorkshire Accent...

[foolishflirt]

(Hand-written note stuck on 'fridge with a magnet of a rabbit with the word 'HAPPY!' under it.)

Dear Mun,

Cereal for breakfast? Really? Don't you have anything else?

You're out of milk, luv.

And low on tea. And you have no loose tea. What are these paper things full of dust?

If you're gonna have me around, I need proper food, yeah?

And a bloody proper cup of tea!

Ta.