The mun equivalent of drunk-dialing your ex? | Canon is ふたなり村 (SOD Create, 2008)

[futamura_neo]

I'm flattered that you still remember my password, heibon-kun, but there are healthier things you could have done with the login than be up 'til half past midnight looking at my old threads. What brought it on, anyway? Telling your therapist about my canon? Your half-baked notion of dropping my family into that reverse isekai fic? Is your futa character for that nudist Star War based on me after all? Or were you just being autistic?

[In the words of a great American author, "Choose any of the above and you may be right." Mostly I just wanted to log into DW and try if I did remember that PW. Now I'm kind've hoping to pick up some of the threads we let drop.]

That'd be nice, but we'll have to see. I noticed Violet-san is still around, but you didn't check on Harley-chan or Faye-chan.

[On the other hand, it's been almost 10 years since Moé blurted at Victor and Alice. Time for the follow-up?]

If their players are okay with it, I guess.

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[assseenontv]

Pffft, wow blast from the past! And you don’t look a vein over 2020!

…wait did you said nudist Star Wars?

[futamura_neo]

Funny you should say 2020, Harley-san. Until this post, that was the last time I'd had anything new in my inbox. ^_^ And even that wasn't RP, just site news.

(Can I call you "Harley-san"? You're obviously not Harley-chan, but somehow you feel like another Harley from her player.)

And yes, I said "nudist Star Wars". A collection of OCs known as the Bare Squadron. Heibon-kun supposedly has two characters, but he hasn't done very much with them.

[assseenontv]

Ooo…I mean they say it’s cold in space but I guess that ain’t the point.

As for me you can call me whatcha like cutie! You’re talking’ to the new and improved Harley Quinn! I got my own TV show and everything!

[futamura_neo]

Thanks, though I think I'll stick with calling you Harley-san until and unless we end up having sex, Isley-hakase permitting.

And we thought -- heibon-kun and I -- we had a feeling, based on your icons and username, you were from the Ame-nime series. (He hasn't actually gotten to see it yet, but it sounds like fun, and the author of this little trifle of a series borrowed Brown-san and Lisa-san's relationship from it, probably among other things.)

[assseenontv]

Well they do say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, and Ivy and I really should be couples goals!

But you’re no stranger to romance are ya? You been living in stasis this whole time or have things in your world kept going?

[futamura_neo]

I think he's going for a little of both. In the threads we pick up, the plan is to continue from where we left off, as if he hadn't flaked out for literal years. Some of the new posts could be set in the time we skipped, like if Pippi and I can get Faye-chan and the revving Harley to the village.

At least one new post will pretty muchhave to assume real-time aging, though, because it's gunna give the world Moé-chan as a teenager. The biggest problem with that is likely to be the difficulty in finding recent photos of Pippi's and my PBs.

[assseenontv]

Ah! The tragic march of time claims even the sexiest of photos doesn’t it?

Well one Harley or another will track you down I’m sure. Glad to see Clown girls still get ya hot to go!

[futamura_neo]

It was heibon-kun's idea to throw me at that other Harley, but it was the fun we had that keeps us coming back to all of you. ^___^

[bringsthepaine]

SOD does make some neat stuff. My mun has subjected me to a few of their concepts. Also Rocket's.

[Hey, I haven't heard you complaining!]

[futamura_neo]

Heibon-kun first heard of them, as a lot of Americans do, via J-List, specifically the Zenra Sports series. It was actually our being mostly naked that got him to order my canon from JL. (As you might guess from my convo with Harley-san above, he's somewhat into nudity in general and nudism in particular, though he hasn't done it socially since before my canon was released.)

[bringsthepaine]

Harley's mun is the one who referred us over here. My own is a fan of a newscaster bukkake and gloryhole anywhere and other 'weird/silly' ones and is often looking to rp out of them.

[futamura_neo]

Have any of them ever gotten to the hotel? (We see you're a member; would you and/or one of them like to hook up with me and/or Pippi sometime?)

[bringsthepaine]

Oh definitely (I'd love to throw one of mine at one of yours sometime, especially for JAV inspired scenes)

[futamura_neo]

Not sure any of his other pups is ready to do the Hotel, or that he's ready to play there with the ones that might be. Kuchiki-taichō is happily monogamous, Hiroaki-san likewise, Donighal-hakase is gay, Mercer-dono is asexual... Landers-san is a possibility.

[I guess I could write Jennifer scene-ing, but it'd make me feel extra dirty, and not necessarily in a fun way.]

(Don't push yourself or her too far, I guess.) Strong-san has comedy potential, but The Cheat-san is a critter, Kenobi-sensei is a Jedi, Ralph-san is a video game character, and Ryūk is a shiki.

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[futamura_neo]

After review of the muse list, heibon-kun wants me to have a bout of what he's pleased to call "penis fencing" with withyourcockout. Maybe put up a general post for futa-on-futa sex-fights, with mesu or hitonari corner-girls (for me, that'd be Pippi). At one point, someone posted a request for a futanari martial arts tournament video on the SOD request forums, but we have no idea if it actually got made.

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[bringsthepaine]

Sorry for the long wait. It's been an...interesting past couple days. Here's a slightly updated muselist. Mostly as long as we're having fun it's all good. And silly absurdist porno fun is also great.

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[futamura_neo]

Sorry for the long wait.

Not your fault. He had a thought and wanted to share it before it got away. Sorry about the interesting times; hope nobody's gained the notice of those in high places.

Thanks for the muselist; he'd actually stumbled across that version already, but it's good of you to think of him.

Mostly as long as we're having fun it's all good. And silly absurdist porno fun is also great.

This, to quote a phrase he nicked from a Star Wars Legends character, is a fact.

[bringsthepaine]

Well, one of my fortune draws for this year was Great Misfortune, but I still need to do one in another venue to see how that one will go.

[I keep forgetting to do the new years event in FFXIV, and they have an omikuji setup there.]

Anyway, while your player has their obvious favorite for JAV things, my own is fond of ones from SOD and Rocket including newscaster bukkake, magic gloryholes anywhere, casual/invisible/ignored partner worlds, and other things like that. 'Hentai physics' is also a phrase they toss around.

[futamura_neo]

Pippi and I can be there for you if you need it.

My canon's actually the only futa thing he has on DVD, and one of a very few discs he owns with sexy times in; just the naked bodies were all he really needed.

[Before your time -- hell, before DW's time -- I looked at the trailers for the Rocket films that explored the erotic potential of the Dokodemo Door and the Moshimo Box, but they didn't do it for me. On the other hand, I still regret not picking up the DVD edition of All Nude Survivor in an Uninhabited Island.]

[bringsthepaine]

[I have a feeling "my time" is not that far off from yours, but no worries there.]

SOD Definitely caught their attention with their all nude stuff, but it's theirs and Rocket's silly/au stuff that keeps them in orbit.

Anyway, we'll keep an eye out for interesting prompts and if we spot you on them.

[futamura_neo]

[I had reference to Néo's time; the muns' time is probably closer together indeed. And yes, Zenra Sports may have provided the initial thrust for SOD's liftoff,
but things like the Magic Mirror Bus kept them aloft long enough for Hamlet to become SODC.]

Sankyū!

[bringsthepaine]

[I'll say this though, I'm still amused by the fact that the studio behind the Yakuza games actually got the license to use SoD's logos and all in the porn shops in Yakuza 0. Though the images and actresses are more current than the mid 1980s timeline point. The featured Hostesses in Kamurocho and Sotenbori were modeled on and voiced by their girls too.]

[futamura_neo]

[Anything SOD is anachronistic before about 1996 anyway.]

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[withyourcockout]

And if you want me to poke them to find a link to MY canon, just let me know.

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[futamura_neo]

I'll take that under advisement. He found some links already, but now he's torn between reading them and going in blind.

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[withyourcockout]

The surface level stuff worth knowing between the two canons here is that while Kyouko's world is seemingly a bit more sexually relaxed, it's still enough of a taboo to go around naked that she worries about being caught and she gets a thrill from stripping in public. Exhibitionism and stealth masturbation are her main kinks.

Also futa are a rarely occurring third gender in her world, rare enough to be uncommon but common enough that others aren't entirely shocked. There's also a variety of parts configurations, with Kyouko herself being of the no balls variety.

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[futamura_neo]

Heibon-kun's understanding is that futanari only go around naked in our own spaces, like the village, and that public sex isn't any more customary for us than for hitonari. And each of those configurations would probably count as its own gender in village terms; we have three genders of futa that we recognize (well, two and a pre-gender). He figures we're a comparable percentage of the population to what the world of FutaRoMa has.

[The former ZMA page for FV said or at least indicated they were around 1% of the population, comparable to the Aynu.]

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[withyourcockout]

That sounds about right. But in my world the 'male' and 'female' thing isn't really a thing. Besides, my dick gets nice and long and hard even without my having balls. I can make a huge mess too.

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[futamura_neo]

Harley-chan's said at least once that the osu-mesu system doesn't make sense from the standpoint of biology, but it's the way futas work in my world, so heibon-kun devotes perfectly good brainpower to figuring out how it works. Now he's probably going to do the same for you and yours.

[You~ Guessed It! (TM Creative Compucasting Corporation.) She may not have external balls, but I suspect her to have ovotestes or some analogous glandular setup that lets her shoot monster loads. Deriving Watsonian explanations for ludicrous Doylist decisions is one of my favorite jams.]

[formfatale]

I'm still here, though I haven't come out as often as some of the other people in this mun's head. Even have a Harley of our own in here now.

[futamura_neo]

Good to see you! [Hugs.] He's not sure he could do justice to a Harley. To be honest as usual, I think most of those brain cells got taken up by Strong-san and The Cheat-san, and maybe Ryuk.

[formfatale]

[She happily returns the hug.]

The Cheat? As in he cheats at something, or is he one of those isekai guys?

[futamura_neo]

As in he helps Strong-san cheat at stuff, like the Strongest Man in the World Contest.

[formfatale]

Huh, talking about blasts from the past... not that I've met the guy personally, but mun knows about him.

Anyway, mun and I are always happy to pick stuff back up again. There's a lot of cool people for you to meet.

[futamura_neo]

Sounds like fun. With any luck, heibon-kun will find the energy to pick up the body swap thread by close of dizziness [sic] tomorrow. (I think it's your tag in the beach thread, if you and yours can add to that.) If new business comes along, we'll do our best.