The first of many..

[shiningascent]

Wh-- Mun! You can't stop now! We're two away from finishing the WHOLE ENTIRE THING!! Wh-what do you mean, your head hurts?! And your... hands? And fingers? ...Okay, okay, fine, take a break, but... not too long, okay?! We're soooo close!

Oh, um, and thanks for the new account! Dreamwidth looks a lot less confusing than the old place, anyway. And the new username, it's a lot cooler than the old one, and it even has correct spelling and everything! Sooo, uh... good job, Mun!

Okay, now go get some rest so we can get all caught up! You know what you should do? Take a niiice, hot bath. ...Whaddaya mean you can't do that, either?! That's... that's just sad...

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[skyconquistador]

Not everyone has sacred buns to burn.

[shiningascent]

I just don't understand why someone wouldn't be allowed to take a bath just because it's a certain time of the night!


And stop checking out my buns, Pittoo. Not cool.

[skyconquistador]

Because at certain hours, hairy spiders have their secret meetings in bathtubs. [please, just please, for once, read this sarcasm]

I'm not checking out your buns, who the hell would want to? And stop calling me that!

[shiningascent]

Never stopped me. [is he serious? is he joking? it's... strangely hard to tell. Palutena's rubbed off on him]

P-- plenty of people! That's why I have to guard them. Being at peace in the bath is important!

P-toooooooooooo~~~

[skyconquistador]

Good luck with them then.

...I didn't want it to come to this, but you've left me no choice. [you see this cake he has here? Fresh from a Dreamlander's kitchen? Yeah, falling to the floor]

[shiningascent]

WH--








WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[skyconquistador]

[here's a pie also baked by that same Dreamlander. It's also on the floor now]

[shiningascent]

Cut it out!! Why would you even-- ARGH! [there's no salvaging it... floor ice cream is one thing, but this... this is...]

Unforgivable! Don't go around destroying someone's hard work like that!!

[skyconquistador]

Oh, this is only the tip of the iceberg.

[this beautifully handcrafted ice cream sundae that consists of several different flavors and beautifully decorated with different nuts and sprinkles and chocolate sauce?

on

the

floor]

[shiningascent]

[DIVES AT-- I AM GOING TO RAIN SO MUCH DEATH UPON YOU AAAAAAUUUUGH]

[skyconquistador]

[he doesn't care if he catches it or not because now he's flinging macaroons at him]

What's wrong? Can't save the things you love?

[shiningascent]

[Well at least the bowl didn't shatter-- running right for Dark Pit now because THIS MADNESS HAS TO STOP]

I SAID QUIT IT!!

[skyconquistador]

This is what you're going to fight me for?

Then bring it! Bring it with everything you've got!

[shiningascent]

Haaaargh-- Don't play around with people's stuff like that! ESPECIALLY HIS!

[skyconquistador]

So tell me. If it came between him and Palutena, would you be able to make the choice?

[shiningascent]

Wh-what?!

[skyconquistador]

If you could only be with him or her forever, would you make the choice? No, let me say it differently. Could you make the choice?

[shiningascent]

Wh-- n-- well I'd have to d-discuss it with the both of them first-- Anyway, that's none of your business!!

[skyconquistador]

I am you, so it is my business.

[shiningascent]

You're always going on about how you wanna be on your own, so why do you even care?

[skyconquistador]

Who do you think lives with him in my mun's headspace?

[shiningascent]

Wh--

...Oh.

[well, now he's worried]

...

[skyconquistador]

What's that look?