dear_mun | Canon is Hazbin Hotel. Why is he in my head? Why doesn't he leave?

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Canon is Hazbin Hotel. Why is he in my head? Why doesn't he leave?

[Behold: a ~~bastard~~ 1920s/1930s radio host!]

Testing one two three! Testing!

[Momentary microphone feedback.]

Hello there, Miss Mundane! It's about time you gave in and let me take the microphone! It's a pleasure to be here! Hell gets so boring that I always spring at the chance for new entertainment!

Let's have some fun, ⛥ ş̷̬̼̭̾̉̍h̴̨͓̭̯̭͗̀͝a̵̮̣̩̎l̶̢̊̈́͌l̶̲͐̔͊ ̶͆̀͜w̷̲̙̺͍͋̚͝è̶͕̪̼͈̾?̴̡̛͎͙̈́̊͑͑ ψ

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Ooo yes we shall!!

What are we doing?

[And cue audience applause and cheering at her appearance.]

Ah, Nifty darling! So good to see you!

I'm currently negotiating the terms with my mundane. She wants to "keep things simple". Keep things dull if you ask me! Ha ha! [Laugh track for the win.]

What have you been up to?

[She beams at him being happy to see her and even gives a little twirl for the audience sound effects.]

Oh a little bit of this and a little bit of that. I found another you and some others from our circle to play with but that didn't last. It was nice though, we even had some new friends~

[The way she says "friends" implies it's the kind of friends she would like to set on fire.]

Another me! How delightful! It amazes me that this place can hold multiples of anyone, much less me!

[Big toothy grin. Oh the trouble multiple Alastors could cause. The delicious carnage...]

And new friends, you say? I don't suppose they were up for any games?

[And, yes, that last word is intended to sound sinister. Niffty's sense of fun lines up with his quite nicely!]

I can't be sure? I haven't spoken with them in awhile. But there's always the chance?

If you had to pick, who'd be your favorites?

[She grins extra sharp and flutters her eyelash]

Would it maybe be Ms. Chaaaaarlie?

I've only met a few people since arriving here. My reputation my proceed me! Ha ha ha!

[And cue laugh track once again.]

As for favorites, well, you and Charlie are the cream of the crop, darling!

[She lets out a delighted little squeak and bows extra low sweeping the floor with her bangs.]

You're so kind to me! I've sent message to the group that I was with to see if they might seek you out. The usual summoning ritual I think, but I know that my own mun will be watching for you in memes!

And I'll certainly make sure mine keeps an eye out for you, my dear! [And going to grin wider at his own little pun. Keep an eye out. Cyclops. Ha! He slays himself!] Or feel free to send me a message if you'd rather!

[She bursts out into delighted giggles. Eye puns are the highest forms of comedy.]

[This is why you're one of his favorites, Niffty: You appreciate his ~~garbage~~ QUALITY humor! And he's going to laugh along with you in addition to running his laugh track again.]

Do I have to be involved in whatever "fun" it is you're looking for here?

[He asks, despite knowing what kind of answer he is probably going to get anyway...]

Ah there you are, Husker!

[And audience applause and cheers are a go! Also say "goodbye" to your personal space.]

Thank you so much for offering! I'd be absolutely delighted if you came along!

[Yes. Yes, your presence is desired in his fun. Practically required, old friend. Aren't you so happy to be one of his favorites?]

[Goodbye personal space, it was knowing you while we had you in our life. He regrets even asking.]

God damn it, I should'a known you were gonna fucking say that...

If you already knew, why even bother asking? Ha!

[And cue laugh track.]

It's so good to see you, old friend! Tell me: What have you been up to around here?

Guess I was drunk enough to think there was a slightest chance in hell you'd say otherwise.

[He really should know better... but also maybe not drink enough that it impairs judgement to think Al would ever think that, but Husk proceeds to knock back a drink even as we speak.]

Anyway it's been a whole lot of nothing around here until now.

[Which is how Husk likes it.]

Hmm...seems to me that this place could use some spicing up then!

[Husk, stop him.]

It sure as fuck does not. It doesn't need any spicing up whatsoever.

Then what would you suggest, my fine fellow? I'd rather not be bored!

A stiff drink, or three at this rate.

[... Husk, that's what you consider to be a way to pass the time...]

Hmmm...it has been a while since I had a good drink. If nothing else, it'd be a good temporary distraction.

Very temporary though.

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["Wait, really--" is what Husk almost says in response to Alastor actually agreeing to his idea of drinking, but he manages to hold himself back from doing so.]

I mean, it's only temporary if you stop drinking. [Husk--] ... But if you're down for it, I guess I could whip something up for both of us.

Why not? Could be entertaining for a few hours at least while I find something else that catches my interest!

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Canon is Hazbin Hotel. Why is he in my head? Why doesn't he leave?

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/GASPS IN DELIGHT

Sorry for the delay

It's fine! Real life happens! ^^

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Your Niffty is so precious I love her

Thank you, and you strike a fine Al yourself! I just wish we could have more episodes finally!

Thank you! And hopefully soon!

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Yay!

\o/

Poor Husk. Doomed to an eternity of Al's BS.

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I love your grumpy cat. ^^

Aww thank you! I love your radio demon as well :)

Thank you!

cw: husk's alcoholism on main

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