TFW you come back to life only to realise you aren't the mun's favourite.

[ormondsoutlier]

 Really?  You've found a maybe-game for the hick, but nothing for me?

Feels fuckin' bad, man.

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[unluckyagent]

I'm rather new to these parts, but I hear that these "games" aren't all they're cracked up to be.

I'd consider myself lucky if I were you.

[ormondsoutlier]

Yeah, but why pick some bumfuck bumpkin over me? I'm way better than he is.
Fuckin' sucks man

[unluckyagent]

"Better" in what way? If what I've heard is true, maybe your mun thought that "bumpkin" needed to suffer more.

[ormondsoutlier]

Cuz where ever we're going's gonna be a horror scene, and that means we get to go a little apeshit- take some pain to give some pain works fine with me for the most part when it comes to the gory stuff.

All the other guy does is screams and waves a frikken' chainsaw around, where's the fun in that? I mean shit, at least I can form fucking sentences.

[unluckyagent]

[And Justin's just going to give him a deadpan stare for a moment.]

Sounds like you've already gone apeshit. More so than the other guy.

[ormondsoutlier]

...

[How DARE you.
Okay it's kinda valid, but still-]

The other guy's newest cosmetics are literally him wearing a pig head as a hood.

[unluckyagent]

So, swinging a chainsaw while wearing a pig-headed hood. Sounds like he shouldn't be underestimated.

What about you? Do you have anything more than "forming complete sentences?"

[ormondsoutlier]

Not needing a chainsaw to gut a guy seems like something to me.

[unluckyagent]

Really? That sounds scary. Do you use your bare hands or something?

[ormondsoutlier]

No? I use a knife like a normal person- I ain't no fuckin' caveman.

Who the fuck just rips a dude in half? That's slow as fuck- muscles made of tons of little fibres and shit, rippin' a guy's just makin' more work for yourself.

[Look at this guy, doesn't even know you shouldn't pull bodies apart.]

Man, Bare hands. That's dumb.

[unluckyagent]

A knife??

[Excuse him while he suppresses a laugh.]

That's not so scary.

[ormondsoutlier]

Pretty sure I can change your mind on that reeeal quick if you let me.

[He'd like it very much if you would Justin, you can hear the excitement dripping from his tone.]

[unluckyagent]

Oh really? Sure. I love a good fight.

[ormondsoutlier]

Fuck yeah.

[He's just gonna get right into and lunge at Justin right then and there because decorum in a fight is for fools.]

[unluckyagent]

[This guy's about to find out why Justin isn't afraid of knives. One, he can dodge easily, as he does by dashing about ten feet to the side in the blink of an eye. In that brief second of movement, he actually becomes a blur.]

[Justin faces the guy again, raising his arms in a fighting stance.]

Is that all you've got?

Read your permissions and you said killing's a no-no, so he's not gonna get too feral

[ormondsoutlier]

Oh. You're one of those types, huh?

[He lets another swing in Justin's direction answer his question, this one faster than before. He's pretty sure Justin will dodge this one too, considering how fast he seems to be, but he's still testing the waters for now.

This was gonna be fun, he could tell.]

He'll be tough to kill anyway

[unluckyagent]

What types?

[He takes a quick step backward to avoid the next strike, briefly considering whether to let the guy cut him, just to let him see what happens.]

[For now, he'll rush toward him, aiming a forward punch towards his face.]

Re: He'll be tough to kill anyway

[ormondsoutlier]

The ones worth ass kicking.

[He takes the hit, if only because the mask blocks a lot of his view, decently enough, and he uses the opportunity to aim his own knee into Justin's gut, hoping the distance is close enough to stop him dodging.]

Now hold still--!

[unluckyagent]

[So he can use more than the knife. Justin's taken by surprise as he takes the blow to the gut, doubling over and staggering back a few feet, holding his gut. He looks up, waiting for his opponent to use that knife again.]