Voice Test (Canon is Sonic Boom)

[heroquills]

Hey, mun. Gotta say, I'm happy for ya.

Ya know, facing your fears and all that jazz. Making your first public post on here and whatnot. It's great!

But, you kinda caught me in the middle of my super important heroic duties. Sooo I'm gonna go on back to my cozy heroic hammock by the heroic ocean and take a hero sized nap.

Later.

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[wellnow]

[Loud, brilliant laughter is heard from above, as Kuja decides to once again overhear a conversation he has no business in.]

[He dramatically wipes a fake tear from his eye, gazing at Sonic from where he's hovering in the air, leaning his chin on his other hand.]

First time?

[heroquills]

[He stops, turning to stare up at the loudly laughing man above him.]

Guess you could say that.

[He folds his arms impatiently. Debating with himself how much time he wants to give the new visitor and weighing it with how badly he wants his nap.]

Who are you, and why should I care what you have to say?

[wellnow]

Well, now.

[He circles Sonic in the air for a while, lounging. Must be nice to be able to float huh Kuja.]

Those are some questions in need of detailed answers, I believe!

The first-- is that you're trapped here. When they bring you to this place, you're here forever.

It's absolutely~ dreadful.

After all, I've been up here [He prods his own head, like he's referring to the mun's head.] for years now! Centuries, it feels like!

And yet~ I~ remain~

[He really doesn't look amused.]

More importantly!

[He motions with one of his long painted nails, he seems to talk with his hands.]

My name is Kuja. I assuredly have more important things to be doing than you do, and yet I remain!

[He presses his hands to his chest, dramatic.]

It's completely hopeless.

[He says this with a big, smug smile on his face because he loves knowing things other people don't.]

[heroquills]

[This guy seemed...slimy. The way he talked so carefree about the seemingly dire situation of being trapped and how awful it was. It felt like something Lyric would do.]

Kuja, huh? What a name. Bet your mom loved you.

[He paused, putting a finger on on his muzzle. Staring at the ground, trying to process what mister slime ball was telling him. He was trapped here, in the head of another person. Possibly for centuries and he couldn't escape. At least whoever was driving him kept him looking good, so that's a plus.]

So, you're saying I'm trapped here, never to return home again. What exactly makes you think I should believe some floating guy who just appeared out of nowhere?

[wellnow]

[Haha what's a mom? Luckily Sonic didn't say dad because we don't talk about Kuja's dad!!! He waves his hands dismissively, uncaring about Sonic's sudden tone. He's used to that, can you imagine?]

I've just told you about my experience, is that not qualification enough?

[He really is trying to help! In the most assholish way possible. Hmph. Kuja crosses his arms.]

If you don't believe me now you will. And I will have to say I~ told~ you~ so~.

[koobie]

[ No you don't! Naruto knows what slacking off is, you will not get past his keen intellect.

He points his finger at the blue talking hedgehog. ]

Wha--! You're just taking a freakin' nap! Nothing heroic about it.

what's a canon point i dunno her

[eyeballss]

Heh.

[You hear that one, Naruto? Nice and distinct, right? Sasuke doesn't c a r e okay, he's not even following Naruto around O K A Y. He can just sense his stupidity from across the website. Right Sasuke?]

Like you napping through training? Hero?

What even is canon?

[heroquills]

I'm a hero and all great heroes deserve to take hero naps!

[His gaze shifts between the two men, unsure of what to make of the situation.]

At least I didn't nap through training.

[Not that he really ever had any training. To be fair he probably would have slept through it.]

[koobie]

Well, yeah, they can take some naps but--
AND!! I wasn't sleeping during training! It was strategic, I was trying to play decoy...

[ Telling lies...? ]

[koobie]

Would you lay off me?!
I'm trying to give someone advice here.

[ flips u off GRR saskue big ASSHOLE huff ]