Canon is Red Vs Blue

[knifekink]

Thanks, you ass. Not only am I dead, but no one plays in this canon any more.

So priorities. Find Locus.
Kill Washington and Tucker slowly. VERY slowly.
Make money.
Stay alive.

Think you can handle that?

Comments

well HELLO there

[fastfatale]

Not if I have anything to say about it.

Someone IS alive in the fandom!

[knifekink]

I'd really rather you didn't say anything at all. You've fucking done enough.

we're out here! though I'm also just late to every party

[fastfatale]

Thanks, I really tried.

So, what could be different this time? Malcom Hargrove is behind bars and Chorus and its temples are secure now that their war is over. That's some serious firepower you'd be going without, and apparently that wasn't enough.

*waves* hello all of you I would like to meet you

[knifekink]

That was just a job. This isn't a job anymore.

You bastards took everything from me. Everything.

[fastfatale]

It comes with the territory. Sometimes you fail.

[knifekink]

You think this is about fucking FAILING?

What bit of "you took everything from me" didn't you understand? Did shoving that AI into your head remove your fucking brain?

[fastfatale]

It's a line I've heard before. A lot. Even if I acknowledge that it is true, will it change anything?