reactivated muse, omg what is my life

[boy2girl]

Y'know, if you really end up gettin' the itch every time you see my name or glimpse a picture o' me somewhere, that's gotta mean somethin'. And why not?? You know I'm the best muse ya got!!

Besides, that place you're lookin' at? I want in. Why do ya even gotta think about it?




Oh for the love of- whatever, JUST HURRY UP AN' DO IT!!

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[boy2girl]

Che, a bunch o' sick cowards? I guess that figures.

Their goons know squat, huh?

[saucychef]

Right on both accounts. And what they do to people who try to buck the system ain't pretty.

[boy2girl]

What do they do?

[saucychef]

They beat up the girl who was being most vocal about not going along with their games pretty badly. And they cut out the tongue of this one guy who was giving advice to other people on how to find loopholes in their rules.

[boy2girl]

They what?! But how'd they even get to 'em to do that if they ain't even around?!

[saucychef]

They got their thugs to do it, of course. And they keep track of what we do and where we live. I think it's mostly through the communicators we all got, but I wouldn't discount them having other methods, too.

[boy2girl]

...

It's sick that hearin' all that's got me rethinkin' this and my mun gettin' more interested.

[saucychef]

Muns are weird. Mine got all excited when she heard about it and decided I just had to go there even though she hadn't done anything with me in months.

[boy2girl]

Yeah, mine didn't even think about doin' somethin' with me for a loooooooooong time.