reactivated muse, omg what is my life

[boy2girl]

Y'know, if you really end up gettin' the itch every time you see my name or glimpse a picture o' me somewhere, that's gotta mean somethin'. And why not?? You know I'm the best muse ya got!!

Besides, that place you're lookin' at? I want in. Why do ya even gotta think about it?




Oh for the love of- whatever, JUST HURRY UP AN' DO IT!!

Comments

[boy2girl]

No TV, but I guess there's some other crap she does during the day... And then her other muses or whatever, but that's total bull.

[madethechoice]

Well she ought to give you attention too! Especially when it's something new and exciting!

[boy2girl]

Yep! I really have no idea why she doesn't just do it. Like it ain't gonna be fun or somethin'.

[madethechoice]

Of course it would be fun! You get to meet all sorts of new people, and so does she.

[boy2girl]

Yeah, Y'HEAR THAT, MUN?! MEETIN' PEOPLE'S GOOD FOR YOU.

I know I'm gettin' sick of havin' to hang back behind all the other guys she's draggin' around.

[madethechoice]

Hang back? That sounds so...boring.

[boy2girl]

It is.

An' that's why I want in on this fightin' place.

[madethechoice]

You should come! I just arrived but-we could have pizza parties and all sorts of things!

[boy2girl]

Pizza party, huh?

... Y'know, I don't think I've ever had pizza before.

[madethechoice]

I haven't had pizza in ages.

[boy2girl]

It ain't like okonomiyaki, is it?

[madethechoice]

Oko-no, no I don't think so. I've never heard of seaweed on pizza for one.

But there's meat. And cheese. And...other things, so my mun says.

[boy2girl]

Meat an' cheese, huh? Worth tryin' at least! Seems like my mun likes the stuff well enough.

[madethechoice]

It's delicious! We ought to do something-at least, so we can both get pizza!

[boy2girl]

Fine by me!

Probably gonna need an actual plan or somethin', though...

[madethechoice]

Like getting money and going to Pizza Butt?

[boy2girl]

Well yeah, but see, I ain't got any money on me.

[madethechoice]

Well, we're given some money. And there are jobs we can do too so...

[boy2girl]

What kinda jobs?

[madethechoice]

All sorts of things. Like cat sitting. Or coconut grabbing.

[boy2girl]

... Coconut grabbing?

[madethechoice]

You punch, kick, and shake trees for coconuts.

[boy2girl]

And you get paid for that?

[madethechoice]

I know, it's very strange!

[boy2girl]

Well, at least it's easy to get by.