beginning s3 - no spoilers please! + considering lastvoyages

[paternalinterference]

Any mysterious overlord is better than the one I'm familiar with, and the opportunity to fuck aliens? I can't see what, exactly, the downsides are.

(canon is lucifer)

Comments

[movesthestars]

There are always downsides. Nothing is as glorious as it seems. Especially the things which seem immediately appealing.

[paternalinterference]

[Imagine the great disdain you are given, Jareth.]

Yes, well, nobody said anything about being trapped in the 80s. Now I'm reconsidering.

[movesthestars]

Who said anything about being trapped? Mine is a choice as much as yours. Besides, I'm told we have similar taste in music.

[paternalinterference]

If you choose that, it's even worse.

[movesthestars]

Better than eternal indecision and a daddy complex.

( ♪ Daddy, daddy, get me out of here! ♪ ← Actual Labyrinth lyric. Don't worry, he won't start singing. )

[paternalinterference]

Oh no, I can certainly assure you that I chose to avoid to dressing like Poison's number one fan.

As for the daddy complex, [shrug] it's surprising it isn't much worse, given the abysmal quality of the parenting.

[movesthestars]

Try living and dressing for the whims of a teenage girl.

( His entire appearance was her invention, after all )

It seems neither of us has much choice.

[paternalinterference]

Oh, dear. Please, my number one Poison fan, accept my most dearest apologies.

So... why? Are you her bodyguard? Some weird reverse sugar daddy thing? Maybe I could be talked into it if an Aston and a barely-legal blonde was involved.