voice testing, game huntin

[boomerangboy]

Seriously? But I like—just got home! Gimme a friggin' break, man. I got stuff to do! Loose ends to tie! Closure to dole! It's a process!

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[starseedling]

Aw, Lars...

Well, maybe it will be a fun one...? I've only been in a fun game once, but I'm sure others exist!

[boomerangboy]

[petulant grumble]

Ain't never heard'a no fun game.

And even if it was a fun one, I wanna just—be home for a minute! And be boring! I'm good on fun. I don't wanna be all far away from everyone again.

[starseedling]

Yeah...

[He surrenders on that point, because it's true. There's no reason to try to argue that having to leave just after everything finally got sorted out doesn't suck.]

I was kinda looking forward to that, too... At least we don't have to worry about the Earth blowing up while we're gone, anymore? Probably?

1/2 game canon congruent bc its d-m suck my nuts

[boomerangboy]

Eh, prolly not, with how everythin' usually is set up with these dumb things. I guess as long as I don't sprout slimy skin and a forked tongue or anythin' like all that crud again, I'll live. Ugh.

[boomerangboy]

How's all that mess goin', by the way?

[starseedling]

Oh, if you thought it was wild before, things got super crazy after you left!

We started chasing magical artifacts, we accidentally started a war, I ended up with two moms and sort of became a faerie prince, one of the magic things tried to fuse with my body, a bunch of us got brainwashed into helping end the universe, we kidnapped a faerie general who turned out to be an okay guy... aaand recently we managed to work out a treaty with the Summer Court and now we're all going to save the Ringmaster together!

Once we do that I think we basically win the game...?

[boomerangboy]

[bewildered stare]

—Okay. [Lars shakes his head, holding his temple as he squeezes his eyes shut, because holy shit yeah that's a lot of bullshit.] Figures you'd just keep gettin' in a bunch of trouble, but it's hard to get around that in that place...

Well, I hope you get a real fancy pony when you win.

[starseedling]

I don't think I need that. I've already got at least four mouths to feed!

[Meaning, his many pets that have stacked up like achievements.]

I'm mostly just looking forward to everyone being safe, and getting to go home... and getting to see people like you and dad again. So much has happened, I don't know how I'm going to be able to explain!

I don't even know if you guys will even remember what happened or not.

[microbe_lover]

I feel you. My mun's being all pushy with me too!