voice testing / ink_city hopeful / what am i even

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For someone who said I had "no personality to work with", you went to work really quickly, didn't you?

I guess I don't mind, it is nice to get out... but I am worried about those plans of yours. Someone needs to stay home and watch the children!

Then again, someone probably needs to reign in my honey bunny... I just hope he's okay. And happy.

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1/... I don't even know. I'll let you know when he's done.

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[J-just... just give him a minute.]

2/?

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Or-- Ortensia??!

Okay looks like it's just three. DONE NOW SORRY. D:

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Ortensia!

[ALLLL THE HUGGING. AND KISSING. SO MUCH KISSING OH GOD.]

all the forgiveness

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Os -

[Wait, interrupted by smooches. Oof. This may be difficult to work around.]

Osw -

I'm -

It's g-

Hon -

[Okay, she's clearly not going to be able to finish a sentence anytime soon, so she'll shrug, hug him, and return a few kisses as well.]

I love you forever and ever omfg

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[He finally lets up and pulls back (though he's still holding on to her shoulders).]

Ortensia, how are... Y-- you're better?

hold back until i actually play her right... whatever that means

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Why, of course I am. You got me back to normal, like I knew you would.

NO NO NO YOU'RE DOING AWESOME I LOVE IT

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I-- I did?

[He's confused. The last thing he can remember before waking up in the city was crashing the Moonliner. Buuuut he's not going to question it. If she's here, she's here, and that's all that matters.]

So you're really gonna come to the game I'm in?

flattery will get you nowhere. except maybe an app

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Hopefully... my mundane plans on starting the application tomorrow. She's a little nervous... and so am I, but we'll just have to try our best, won't we?

FLATTER FLATTER FLATTER FLATTER FLATTER

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It'll be wonderful to have ya there, Honeybunch. The castle's there! It came with me!

[... And back to the kissing.]

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But what about the -

[Mmmph! Cut off again. Oh honey, you're crazy, and it's why she loves you.]

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But [kiss] what [kiss] about [kiss] the [kiss] what, Ortensia?

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[Okay, she loves you, but she's never going to finish a thought at this rate. So this is why she'll, lovingly, grab his ears and tie a big knot with them around his mouth. Ah, cartoon anatomy.]

But what about the kids, Oswald? That's why I don't want to go. I'm so worried about who will take care of them with the both of us gone.

[Though the mundane has a hilarious guess they'll probably make another 200 while in ink, but she digresses.]

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[... Oh right, the kids. :/ ]

Mmmmfmmmn mnnnf mmmmfffnnfnm.

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[And just as quickly, she unties.]

Just tell me everything will be okay. That's all I need.

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That... depends on your definition of okay. Last I checked that Mouse was helping Pete put them in jail.

[Now look, you went and made him all grumpy.]

1/2

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Oh!

[A gasp! With a quiver, she covers her mouth.]

Mickey really did that...?

[What a huge wibble. She's probably going to be in tears any second now...]

alas, no angry icons, but you get the gist.

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...

If he lays another hand on my precious babies I will twist off those ears and make sure they never reattach.

[Because as adorable and loving and all knowing as she is, DO NOT MESS WITH MOMMIES.]

oh god I am a terrible human.

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[Ortensia ranting about Mickey? Oswald has never found her more attractive than he does right now.I mean what I didn't say anything.]

Dunno why he was even doing it, they only wanted to play with him. And everything else he was doing was good, I don't understand it.

not to worry, so am i

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[gives a whole new meaning to the term hatesex.]

The next time I see him, the first words out of his mouth had better be an apology! I hope the kids are all right now...

everything about this thread is beautiful. in the worst way possible. xD

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Maybe they'll all start singing This Is The Song That Never Ends in rounds until Pete goes crazy and lets them all out.

guess that means i'm off to a good start

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I wonder who could have taught them that trick.

[Side-eye smirk, mister.]

the BEST start <3

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What kinda father would I be if I didn't teach my kids how a bit of self defense?

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[Maybe next you can teach them self confidence, hint hint.]

I guess I have no choice but to hope those lessons pay off while we're gone, if this all works out as the muns wish it to.

Hope this, hope that, it seems all I ever can do lately is hope.

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[He takes both of her hands.]

For... for a very long time, I didn't know if I'd ever be able to see you again, or if you'd ever get better. But now here ya are, perfectly fine! Somehow or other. So... so I'm sure the kids'll be fine until we figure out how ta get back home, Honeybunch.

[... Not to mention they were fine that whole time Oswald spent guarding the bottle on Mickeyjunk Mountain, but let's not go there right now. Father of the year, right here.]

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[Fortunately for him, that's all she needs to relax. Really, his assurance and happiness is all she's ever needed, unlike what the Mad Doctor would have you think, that SOB.]

You're right. I'm sure they will be too. I'll just do what I can to help you at your side. You're the sweetest, honey bunny.

[And that earns him a smooch on the cheek.]

[crescenttail]

[A bit of sorrow in those eyes]

Ha...your husband is lucky. Mun GrayGriffin says that she cannot bring Thunderbird Maia over for some reason. She said something about incest, even though it should be obvious we are not related.