Naoto Shirogane (
prince_of_detectives) wrote in
dear_mun2019-01-17 03:01 pm
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A muse resurrected
I'm flattered that you saw fit to bring me back... but I'd feel a lot more flattered if it wasn't just to use me as a birthday present for Kanji-Kun. I understand that you have certain... feelings about the two of us, but he's never exactly opened up to me in that regard. I suspect he would prefer someone a bit more feminine.
Now to more important matters, I'd very much prefer if you would put me into a game rather than simply leaving me in the recess of your mind once you've had your fun. Preferably something where I could put my wits to the test rather than some mindless game of sex and survival.
genessia for example, or perhaps
thewake would be acceptable? Several of my friends and colleagues have been in these places before, and the pace is likely something even you can keep up with, with your limited attention span.
I would also like to express that I do not appreciate your choice in icons either. Several are entirely inappropriate, and do a poor job of expressing my true nature. If you ever intend to put me into a game rather than bumming around in memes and museboxes, I insist that you find some that are a bit more work appropriate.
Now to more important matters, I'd very much prefer if you would put me into a game rather than simply leaving me in the recess of your mind once you've had your fun. Preferably something where I could put my wits to the test rather than some mindless game of sex and survival.
I would also like to express that I do not appreciate your choice in icons either. Several are entirely inappropriate, and do a poor job of expressing my true nature. If you ever intend to put me into a game rather than bumming around in memes and museboxes, I insist that you find some that are a bit more work appropriate.

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Wow Naoto-kun, I didn't know your secret base's security was that loose!
[Rise is extremely proud of herself right now, and is reaching near-Yukiko levels of gigglebox.]
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[Naoto... Naoto stah-]
I'm just surprised how many times we went back after the first time. I suppose we needed to train our skills to improve, but it was a little embarrassing.
[Too late.]
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Oh! Oh, my cheeks!
[When Rise manages to calm down, she shoots a look at Naoto.]
You are aware of all the innuendo that was packed in there, right?
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[Naoto is just going to arch an eyebrow and casually go back for her coffee, because surely there's no reason she would ever need to-]
2/3
[Welp... there goes that coffee...]
3/3
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[Naoto is just... covering her face in embarrassment... see this Rise? This is exactly the kind of thing she's bad with.]
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[I'd say six of one, half a dozen of the other.]
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[Rise's lips turn up into a devilish smirk at that.]
Also my mun is a wimp about that sort of stuff, so there's that.
[Hey!]
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[Ouch Naoto, talk about hitting below the belt. What can she say? She wants Rise to be the one feeling flustered for a change.]
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[She's just going to lean in and whisper in Naoto's ear.]
Did you tune in?
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Well I was put on that case by the police, so I did try to follow the midnight channel when I could.
[She leans right back to whisper in Rise's ear.]
But I still watch the the tape recording of it now and then.
[99% of the tape recorders that tried to tape Rise's elicit midnight channel strip tease had malfunctioned, and there were one or two reenactment or bootleg fan made videos, but Naoto? She had the original she had the police help her restore, which didn't actually have Rise stripping, but it did have her pole dancing, and it was still a fun little snippet to amuse herself with.]
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[This is the girl who, if told her crush doesn't have any of "those sort" of materials, will literally offer to give them her swimsuit catalog.]
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[Wait... what did she mean by that?]
I've always admired how bold you can be on the stage, and you've learned to turn your entire body into a weapon on people's desires. As I've mentioned before, I'm not exactly feminine so the concept is pretty alien to me.
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[Hoo boy, see that "weak?" Naoto just about knocked Rise flat in one move.]
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[A thought does tinge Naoto's cheeks a little pink, and she shakes her head smiling her own blush away and addressing Rise with the thought that crossed her mind.]
And Rise? If you expect me to do anything undressed, you'd better be prepared to be just as equally undressed.
[Just in case Rise got any ideas, she wanted to at least be on equal footing.]
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...
Right?
[She... doesn't actually have any experience with the whole dating thing, so hopefully Rise can help her a little in that regard.]
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[Wait... is she trying her hand at innuendo too?]
They say that cream is the most surefire cure to soothe you from something spicy hot.
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That moment when you want to sleep, but you keep getting great tags
Go to sleep, I should be getting to bed too.
... okay
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