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Careful. If they're particularly stubborn, they might well take your words as a challenge.

I think they already took it as a challenge. I thought I was stubborn, but she's far worse. Not stubborn as much as she is absolutely bonkers.

If she is all you claim, then I doubt she'll take very kindly to hearing you say that.

[ Still, there's the faintest ghost of amusement tracing his lips. ]

Has she made any concrete plans as of yet?

None...

Literally none. Nothing, zero, nada, absolutely empty.

Her 'plans', if we can call them that but they are as vague as me explaining things, is that she'll dive me head first into things if she thinks I'll like them.

Preposterous, yes. Dangerous, absolutely. Rewarding, perhaps.

So I see. [ He wouldn't quite call that rewarding, but --! ]

All things considered, I can't decide which of us is worse off. You, whose fate has been left entirely to circumstance ... or myself, having already learned what my future holds for me.

I believe you're probably the one with the shorter end of the stick.

I would rather not know when my time is up, or if my time is up at all. After all, it takes away the excitement.

"Tugged out of the dungeon."

[ There's a pause just long enough for a smirk to become visible. The kind that's just itching for a smartass remark. ]

These muns keeping us locked up now? [ and there it is. Somewhere there's a proper "hello" in there. ]

Heh, if yours is anything like mine, "overwhelmed" is just waiting to happen. Does yours come with a short attention span too? Or am I just that lucky?

[ Because clearly someone is more than a little salty about their own mun. ]

Either way, just don't go pissing them off at any point. I hear that shit doesn't fly. Not that it's going to be a problem for you -- just saying.

Short attention span and severely unorganized, as well. You're not the only one. Which is just as bad as having a mun that does not know who you are.

[ I mean, she's not wrong though. I'm not even mad about it. ]

And apparently, she's a bit of a masochist, too. Pissing her off won't be a problem--to an extent of course--it's what we call 'playful banter.' How cute.

Tch, I guess these muns are the same after all.

[ And here he was trying to give them the benefit of the doubt -- other muns at least. His own mun however completely gets it. After all, his mun is equally distracted and ~~probably~~ just as unorganized. He manages to resist shaking his head and instead crosses his arms. Her next reply triggers an eyebrow raise. ]

That has to be a first for me. Looks like you got cut a pretty good deal. Heh, "cute" is a word for it. Apparently mine thinks that shit's cute too, except it's kind of a one way street.

[ Asking for a bike for one and possibly calling the mun a "little shit" after said bike was denied might have caused some waves. ]

So, your mun have plans of shipping you off anywhere? [ Like a non-B.O.W. infested hell hole. ]

It’s like they come out of a factory. Like I said though, it’s cute. Her confusion reminds me a lot of Leon’s confusion and it’s undeniable adorable.

[ She laughs softly ~~and I guess I’ll say thank yoU later??~~. Ada certainly can tell there’s a bit of disdain going on here--or discontent, which amuses her. ]

Seems like you and your mun get along just fine. I would love to see that unfold with my own eyes. But I may end up in the crossfire. After all, I’m not sure if you’re fond of your username or not. [ Mun here is having a cackle. ]

And no, not necessarily. She’s not putting me in a game, whatever that is, because she says she’ll lose her mind. And I prefer not to see that again. But otherwise, no plans. What about you? Is your mun going to drive you nuts?

Seems that way. Well, that makes at least one of us who think so. Says a lot about your level of tolerance-- [ But wait, did she just say... Leon? Oh god. That guy. ] Leon, as in Kennedy? You know that guy? And, hold up, just used "adorable" in the same sentence? [ Okay he just has to laugh at that one, although, the sharp breath of air probably came out more along the lines of a scoff than actual laughter. ] Maybe I'm not thinking of the same guy after all.

Yeah, like oil and vinegar. [ ~~Dramatic much?~~ ] Oh yeah, it's real great. Especially since I don't actually have my bike, but that's a whole other story. Kid could have been more creative if you ask me. [ ~~w o w, Jake.~~ ]

You'd think in production of these muns they'd screw on the brain a little tighter so that shit doesn't happen. Mine's not fond of those games. Says it's too much paperwork and never seems to have time. Yet, they have time to surf the internet and send stupid emojis on their phone. Real productive use of their time right there. I'm not going anywhere any time soon, but they'll probably sill manage to drive me nuts somehow.

[ She can't help but to smirk at his reaction. Seems they knew each other, and that he doesn't think the same as she does. Again, that's kind of cute. ]

Yes, Kennedy. Nice haircut, cheesy one liners, an insurmountable amount of luck and bad luck. That one. I've saved that guy's butt a lot more times than I can count [ She’s deliberately not mentioning the time she saved Jake and Sherry, as well. ] He's saved me quite a handful of times as well. To boot, we went out and everything for a while. And yes, the look of confusion is adorable. Leon's alright, if that's what you're scandalized about.

Oh, so this is about a bike they're not giving you? Terrific. I would watch a show with you two. My quarrel with my mun recently was about her insisting that I approach another Ada she saw and call her ’Carla’, and then from there I just pester the poor woman. Talk about annoying. [ ~~You can’t say it’s not genius.~~ ]

Geez, you’ve got a lot to say about them, huh? I can’t say that’s not true. But I honestly envy them. I prefer that ten times more than just kicking B.O.W’s asses because some lunatic thought it was a good idea to cause another outbreak. Sure, it’s fun sometimes, but considering I don’t get a second to myself, it can get quite tiresome.

Yeah... that's the one alright [ He tilts his head to the side slightly then back upright. ] give or take. [ As for saving... ] I guess even heroes need saving. Guy seems to has a knack for pissing assholes off. So you two have a history of saving each other and going out and whatever. Look, the guy just rubs me the wrong way, but he saved Sherry and helped us out a few times. I'll give him that much, but adorable? Not happening.

Pretty much in a nut-shell. "Carla", huh? Don't think if I met another me the first thing I'd do is call them some other na-- Wait a second. Carla? Don't tell me... [ His eyes narrow as realization sets in. ] You've got to be shitting me. Carla, as in Carla Radames?

[ ~~for the record, it totally is genius.~~ ]

I'm not one to sit around for too long. There's always going to be some asshole trying to pull something. There's still more of those B.O.W. shits running around and more people willing to pay top dollar to get rid of them. I'd rather be where I was. At least it pays.

Everyone needs saving sometimes. After all, in that kind of catastrophe I come very much in handy. [ But also, she can be the one to just... make everything a bit more complex. ] I can see why he does, at times he can be... a bit too emotionless. [ And in contrast, Jake seemed to have a lot going on. ] But he has a good heart, so don't worry. He's also very busy, you won't run into him again.

[ She watched in amusement how he had missed it for a moment there, twitching her eyebrow up and then, BAM. There it was. She smirked, a crooked and unreadable smirk at that. The one she always seems to have on her face. ] I see you've deal with that pain in the ass as well. The world is a small place, isn't it?

Believe me, every Raccoon City survivor seems to think the same way. It's a long battle, Wesker Junior. It's going to take a little while to get rid of it.

All too often if you ask me. [ It's mostly Sherry's fault for making him give a damn. His life before her was much less complicated. ] Yeah? How so? No offense, but you don't exactly look like military or a soldier of fortune to me if we're talking about the same kind of catastrophe. Unless you're one of those DSO agents or something. And thanks for the tip. I'll keep that in mind next time I see him. You know, in case he's ever not busy and we happen to be in the same shithole again.

[ He noticed the smirk, but he was damned if he could tell if it was meant in a good way or bad way. Either way, it was a minor detail he'd push to the back of his mind for now. ] More or less. Let's just say things got a little too personal for my taste. Woman gave me the fucking creeps. And yeah, the world is just getting smaller and smaller these days.

Raccoon? Lady, I've never set foot in that place, but I hear it was a complete shitshow. Sherry told me about it in passing. Spent my life growing up on the opposite side of the world in Edonia. I'll even throw in a fun fact: I was hired by the Edonian Liberation Army for a while to take out the a bunch of jarheads in the BSAA. You know, before everyone started turning into monsters from our mutual friend. Come to think of it, you look a lot like her.

[ But hold on a second. "Wesker Junior"? His voice lowered a little as his eyes narrowed. ]

...What did you just call me?

Chances are if there’s a problem in a shithole the US government can try to fix, he'll be there to do it. It's like they don't have any more employees. [ She chuckled, tactfully ignoring his not offensive question. Many people say the same, and this only told her many things. He didn't know anything. At all. She could play around for a little while. ]

[ You look a lot like her. How cute.] Yes, she creeped a few people out I’m told. She even creeped me out a little bit. You're not the only one. However, she was a colossal maniac. Who wouldn’t be a bit frightened by that. [ ~~Yes, I'm deliberately using the word Colossal like Carla did.~~ ] Rest assured, you won’t have to deal with her.

[ She gives him a carefree look, almost sultry before she says it again. But this time, she raises her pitch a bit. It may sound incredibly familiar to him now. ]

Wesker Junior?

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Poor him. [ He's not even trying to hide the insincerity in his tone. ] Government's are always going to find some poor sucker to be their lapdog. [ There's a pause as he stares at her for a moment. The chuckle and evasiveness doesn't go unnoticed. He's getting the feeling there's a whole lot more to her than she's letting on. ] And I'm guessing by that last comment, you're not exactly government either. [ To which the thought brings on a wry smile. He's not sure what to make of her and equally unsure if he even wants to know. ]

"Colossal." [ His tone was dry. He was really starting to hate that word, even if it was used in a context that he agreed with. And speaking of creepy, the tone of this conversation was starting feel like deja vu. ] Like a colossal imbecile? [ He shakes his head. ] "Won't have to deal with her?" Heh, that's real funny. I'm starting to think the similarities between you two are more than just your looks.

[ Oh. Hell. No. She did not just... ]

...

[ His eyes remained narrowed. If he wasn't suspicious before, he sure as hell was now. ]

Who the hell are you really? and why the hell would you call me that? You know my father?

[ shit just got real. ]

No, I'm not government. They're a messy bunch, and while I like messy--they are far too messy for my taste. [ Chances are that's not enough to satisfy an answer, especially now with his suspicions, but she's being very generous. ]

[ And finally, she smiled. She's starting to catch on, and while he took a bit he got there. She has a wicked sense of pride now. She crosses her arms and her voice goes back to her lower and huskier tone. ]

I know Wesker far better than many. Did work with him for a while, and ultimately against him. As for who I am, I'm Ada Wong. I'm the person Carla tried to pass as while raising hell across the world. Basically, she's a clone of me. A... psychotic clone made by another psycho, hell bent on destroying the world the other psycho created. It's complicated. Leon herself was absolutely confused himself.

[ She tilts her head a bit, her face completely serious for a change. She was not bluffing, really. For once, she's actually telling the truth. There is no real need to lie after all. ]

Fair enough. [ For now. There was a much bigger issue at hand from what he heard next. ]

This just keeps getting better and better. [ Frankly, his mind is a little blown right now. He's not sure what part of that entire explanation was worse. The fact that she actually worked with his father, or the fact that there was a psychotic clone based off of her that tried t destroy the world like dear old dad did. ] A clone? The crazy just keeps getting crazier. You must be one hell of a person. So let me guess; My father was the start of the whole damn thing and resulted in a whole damn line of psychos. Fan-fucking-tastic.

[ He's beyond shaking his head and throwing up his arms as he should be. But complicated? ]

Complicated? Tch. That's rich. I gotta really wonder now what exactly it is you do. Must be a real hot commodity if crazy wants what you have so bad.

[ She hums a bit and grimaces a bit. ] Kind of. He certainly was a big name behind the catastrophe but many other names caused a stir across the globe as well. [ There... was really no way to put it. He did make a chain reaction of psychos. What surprises her is that he believes her. Or somewhat, at least. At him mentioning she must be one hell of a person, she smirks and gives a tiny shrug. ] Thanks for the compliment, I suppose.

And actually, the whole Carla affair was born out of a man too in love to realize he'd lost me truly and forever--No... He did realize it. He just didn't accept it. His obsession with me drove him to disturb and use another human for his experiment of cloning. That's where I come in, and where the clone comes in. Think of it as a twisted love story. Otherwise, these other people are just batshit crazy on their own.

[ And god knows when it was going to end. ]

Long fucking list, huh? [ This time, he does shake his head. What she was telling him was far too believable than what it should have been. Where he would normally call bullshit, he couldn't even find one word to say differently. ] You know, it was a hell of a lot easier when I thought he was just another deadbeat dad. [ Sherry and Carla did a number on revealing to him the man that his father really was. It was the main reason he believed her so easily. He still struggled to combat the fear and doubt about his own character. Simply mentioning his father dug up those unwanted feelings and he could physically feel his entire body tense up from it. But if there was an opportunity to suppress any of that, even for a second, he'd eagerly grab onto it. Calling his comment about her a "compliment" was just that. ] Wasn't meant to be one, but, sure. [ He'll let her have that one. He was just about out of insults anyway. There's not much more that comes after psychotic -- Not that he thought that she was. A little crazy? Maybe. But overall it sure as hell was hard to get a read on her. ]

So if he can't have you, he'll just create an evil clone hell bent on destroying the world. [ great ] There really is no end to psychotic after all. Yeah, the world is going to hell in a fucking hand bag real quick. If I hear the name Carla, Simmons, or Wesker again, it'll be all too soon.

Think after hearing all that it's safe to assume that you're not exactly a fan of the whole destroying the world, are you? [ He'll ask this knowing full well what assuming does, dryly, but still knowingly. ]

The whole destroying the world was a byproduct of his cruelty. Surely, she was insane, but it came to be thanks to our dear friend and comrade Simmons. [ The amount of disdain and sarcasm to her voice was nothing short of fantastic. ] She developed a hatred for Simmons that was far too great, and so she decided to destroy the world he created. It just so happens that this revenge plot involved society and the world in itself. And of course, it involved viruses, because a girl can't have two minutes to herself around here.

[ At his question, she shakes her head. ] That's the reason I helped stop Carla. I hated Simmons a lot, maybe a bit more than she did, but... the whole demise of the world is not number one on my list. I may be a bit insane, but not that much. [ She deduced he probably was thinking she was batshit crazy, to an extent at least. She didn't mind nor did she take it to heart. ]

It's a shame. I would've liked having a twin sister that wasn't evil. [ And that made her sound crazier, perhaps. ]

That asshole again? Figures. Couldn't just discuss shit over drinks and cry it out after, huh? Unfortunately when my own ass was on the line, shit got a little too personal for my taste. [ and of course, the lives of others which he'll never admit out loud. Having antibodies for the virus was a huge weight that he carried. He was just glad it was over. ] Hey, you're pretty funny. Viruses can go to hell. It'll be all too soon if someone else doesn't try something.

She was one crazy bitch. Don't think many people can top that. And, hey, the demise of the world's not number one on my list either. Guess that means that we have something in common. Imagine that. [ For a second he was compelled to give a golf clap but... nah. He's not compelled to be that much of a shit today. ] Everyone's got a little crazy in them. Just as long as you don't go around abusing the privilege, think you and I will be okay.

[ hold up ]

...

[ Welp. ]

Good for you.

[ He's a little taken back, but not off put... too much.

~~also, i totally understand if this tag is way past the expiration date.~~ ]

When it comes to people like Simmons, you cannot just cry over a heartbreak. You have to clone people. And people like Carla cannot discuss stuff over drinks, they have to... you know. Do worse than that. [ She says real softly and she shakes her head upon remembering the ONLY reason Carla exists. It's almost pathetic. ] And I know, I'm quite a comedian. [ She cheekily comments. ]

[ And of course, she's smirking at the way he seems a bit taken aback at her comment. Her eyebrow twitches up in amusement. ]

What? You wouldn't want to have a twin?

[ Truth be told, if there was another Jake in the world it would be too much to handle.

It's alright my dear! Tags don't expire with this girl *dabs*]

Sounds like he'd get along great with my father. A guy who wants to destroy the world because he's butthurt over a lady -- [ He cants his head to one side. ] no offense -- and another guy who wants to destroy it because he thinks he's a god or some shit. What a pair. [ Her cheeky comment causes him to smirk, just a bit.

Twins on the other hand? ]

Hell no. I do things better alone. A twin or whatever would just complicate shit -- as you know.

[ Not to mention the fact that he'd definitely get into a fight with himself somehow. ]

[ She shrugs, still smirking. ] No offense taken. And honestly, I would've love to see them both together. They both are power hungry and would kill each other trying to be at the top of the food chain. [ And she shudders at the thought. ] I wonder how they're both doing in hell.

[ She chuckles. ] Well, true. Especially a twin of you. I mean, both being hosts of the C-virus Antibody was bound to cause a riot.

[ And one of the two potentially turned into a B.O.W but she keeps that to herself. ]

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if you're looking for a game i'm tossing alu in one soon??

Oh, no it's fine thank you <3

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