lucifer is a troll and no one is surprised

[sempitern]

I'm not quite sure why you're so dead-set on me teasing people. Don't get me wrong, it can be fun, but I'm not a prankster of any kind. You've got a funny way of being entertained.

By the way, it's Lucifel. With an L, not an R. That story's still a little ways off.

Comments

[eyesofaserpent]

[Oh, he's being dragged here kicking and screaming (or at least his version of it).]

Bollocks.

[sempitern]

Well, that's a mighty fine hello.

[eyesofaserpent]

Er, right... Sorry.

Hi.

[sempitern]

No need to apologize, it's just kind of an odd way to greet someone, don't you think?

[eyesofaserpent]

Er... It wasn't intended as a greeting.

[sempitern]

Ah, well then, I stand corrected. Although, I'm still unsure why it would be the first thing to leave your mouth.

[eyesofaserpent]

No one likes to have a surprise meeting with the boss.

[sempitern]

The boss? Last time I checked, I was pretty much just a secretary.

[eyesofaserpent]

[He stares long at him and arches a brow over his shades.]

I'm sorry?

[xdealmaker]

[She blinks in surprise and wonder what the heck mun is doing. It's something called "socializing"]

Lucifer? Like... from the bible?

[Should she even be surprised? If vampires and werewolves and witches exist...]

[sempitern]

It depends on which you're talking about, I'd think, but yeah. Something like that.

[fuilarsa]

Uncle.

[If Anima was capable of jumping in your arms right now, she would.]

[sempitern]

[and if Lucifer were more of a touchy-feely type, he'd definitely give her a hug, but he's more the i'm-going-to-smile-at-you-and-hope-that-counts]

It's been a long time.

[fuilarsa]

Uncle, your presence was sorely lacking.

[Translation: UNCLEEEE I miss you.]

[sempitern]

Unfortunately, I can't be everywhere at once. I'm not omnipotent, after all. I hope a 'sorry' will suffice.