Stephen King's Rose Red upon watching the Winchester movie

[loveshermore]

I am not jealous of such a gaudy house. I can not imagine why you would insinuate such a thing. Whomever thought it wise to paint her in those colors... [Sniffs, tossing her nose into the air.] I am much more grand and spectacular.

[Quiet grumblings to herself:] She does not even change her halls, what kind of living house does not do that?

[One that's just haunted, Rose.]

In any case, I have much more grand rooms! So there!