when mun dusts off their muses (and creates a few more)

[bloodmobile]

Hey, moron. Maybe you should focus on yourself first before committing yourself to all these half-assed attempts at playing — what is it? Internet Barbies? Jesus Christ.

Who pretends to be a fictional character on the Internet anyway? Get a real hobby.

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[weaponmadeperfect]

What would you call a 'real hobby' Muller? Because pretty sure cleaning guns doesn't count.

[bloodmobile]

It sure as hell isn't playing make believe. Like stepping into a loony-bin and all you people here are just encouraging it.

'Sides, Supergirl. I don't just clean guns. I shoot them too.

[weaponmadeperfect]

[ She snickered a little. ] I could think of worse things to have happen.

You know I really hate that nick name. [ He's probably the ONLY one that can get away using it.] And don't you ever get bored of that life? I mean not like I'm okay with just sitting by doing nothing. [ Too much to do to clean up the mess their fathers helped create and all that. ]

[bloodmobile]

What else am I gonna call you? You're super, you're a girl. You're Supergirl.

[ The sudden change in topic catches him off guard. Leave it to Sherry to turn shooting the shit into something serious (... not that he minds, of course). ]

Nah. Don't know what else I'd do, honestly. What's that saying? If you're good at something, never do it for free? Turns out the something I'm good at happens to be shooting things. Guess I have dear old dad to thank for that.

[ Fathers. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, for both of them. ]

There's also the added bonus that my shooting things also helps people. Go figure.

[weaponmadeperfect]

Guess it's better than some other nicknames you could have come up with.

[ She shakes her head fighting and failing to hide a smirk.]

Maybe this would be good for you then. Get you to relax a bit. Might even be able to make something out of it if you can charm your mun... Though, that hasn't really worked with mine, she's too damn stubborn. Worse than Redfield actually.

[ At least they make it look better than their fathers ever did right? ]

So you start going soft on that hefty price tag for it though?

[bloodmobile]

Oh, they're thoroughly charmed alright. [ They're not. ] I got 'em eating out of the palm of my hand already. [ Not really. ] They're in for one hell of a time if they want me to stay put though; not having anything to do makes me antsy.

[ He smirks, tilts his head. Raises a brow. ] There's someone out there you haven't managed to charm? Did Hell freeze over? [ That's as much of a compliment she's gonna get from Jake. He's got a ~reputation~ to uphold. ]

Soft? What do you take me for, a boy scout?

[weaponmadeperfect]

[ She fights a snicker. ] So, you got off on the wrong foot with them too?

You know I can't win them all over.

Kennedy is Boyscout, you're far more dangerous. [ More of a trained service dog, vicious unless you know the tricks, but she won't tell him that!

[bloodmobile]

Not exactly. They're just not used to me yet. [ They're just really bitter about canon in its current state but that's a rant for another day. ]

Well, there's a first for everything.

What's he up to lately? Last I heard he starred in some film with the other boy scout. Redfield, right? [ He knows. He's just an asshole. ]

[ Jake can't read this but mun totally can and Sherry is absolutely right. He'd roll over and show his belly for her in a heartbeat. ]

[weaponmadeperfect]

[Same, but again ranting for another day!] Well you do take some getting used to.

Oh please, there are plenty of people that don't like me. [ Though it isn't a really long list, most of them, are more compost than people now. Not her fault! At least not intentionally.]

Not really sure. To tell you the truth, I try to stay away from those two. [ Sherry would argue that it's one of his best features, but not the best, but is trying to behave! ]

[ Mun agrees! Though also knows that Sherry would be a rather cute shade of pink if she could read this. Luckily locked from the pups!]

[torsion]

You know, most people prefer to be out and about like this. But hey, if you prefer getting stuffed into a box and being never heard from again, that's your choice.

[bloodmobile]

Mun needs a cold dose of reality. Their tendency to bite off more than they can chew, combined with their lack of follow through? We all know this isn't gonna last long. They keep trying to pull me out only to shove me back in. [ rip all of my attempts at bringing jake to forums. ]

Look: all of this, not being real? It doesn't sit right with me. Autonomy aside, I don't want to disappear, but that doesn't mean I won't speak my mind about how crazy this all is. Mun appreciates that — why I'm here in the first place.

[torsion]

People like that typically don't listen, no matter how harshly you might plead your case. Been there for a few years and I'm not going to say it was great, but eventually they'll find the right niche.

[ RIP, finding proper canon forums for a fandom people aren't hype about.

But she keeps trying to be sensible -- not that he isn't in his own way -- one arm folded, the other used as a prop to articulate her feelings more. ]

Can't say I'm a fan, but the last thing I need is an existential crisis. [ Autonomy, at least, hits her hard enough. It's not something she'll ever take for granted again and she'll fight to keep it that way. ] No argument there, especially considering what they're willing to do to us. More importantly, it could spark an idea or interest when someone shows up to talk about it with you.

[bloodmobile]

I guess so. I'm still here, so I count that as a win.

[ He mirrors her, arms folded loosely across his chest. Knits his brow and wears a frown. ]

I know what you're trying to do but so far, all this is doing is giving me a headache. How can you stand it?

[torsion]

Always is a win in my book.

[ She doesn't particularly take note of the gesture. Some assume defensiveness or being closed off. Sometimes it's just more comfortable than standing with your arms at your side. ]

I never said I wasn't being transparent. [ She values forthrightness, at least in matters outside of feelings. ] It's frustrating, but it isn't all bad. When's the last time you got to suplex two-headed deer or giant, mutated wolves? Pretty fun when the world isn't at stake.