why. just why. (cross-posted on dear_player for maximum...effect? eh.)

[shutupnail]

Congratulations, you failed to keep me out of your head. I'd say I'm honored but we both know that's far from the truth.

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So. I thought you were gonna play me straight from canon--oh, shut up--since you were thinking about joining a game. So what's with the parody inspired journal name?

Oh. You're that kind of indecisive. Great.