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dear_mun2017-12-30 03:44 am
dirty_sanchez) wrote in dear_mun2017-12-30 03:44 am
Homeless and searching...? (canon is Rick and Morty)
Ugh I don't even know why you're bothering! Y-Yughou know I'll just get bored and leave eventually. You can't keep a good guy down, am I right!?
[ Despite his enthusiasm, flipping his player off and smiling widely, deep down, Rick knows this is something he doesn't have a say in... And that just grinds his gears all the more. He has a tendency for the dramatics and rambling on enough until he's confused his player, sometimes gets him the results he's after. Not today, however. Not today.]
Look, I'll level with you dawg. I'm too old and you're too young to settle in one place. It's not our fault, it's in our nature, our blood! We're explorers! We come, we land, get wrecked, fuck that place up then flip it off as it collapses in a cloud of space dust in our tracks! That's what we do! It's what we've always done. Why change now? Change is a weanuughkness! Are you weak? Are you weak you piece of shit!?
[ Dramatics again? Someone needs a drink and a vacation. ]
Oh, so what? you're gonna give me the silent treatment now, are you? Bitch please! I invented the silent treatment- No, really I did. Being hungover in a Garblovians cloning clinic, sat beside a Krootabulan who wouldn't shuuut up about hunting vampires kickstarted an idea for a vaccination that intravenously pumped pure liquidized silence right into your eardrums--
[ ... ]
That's what I thought. Now can we just forget this whole "game" bullshit and go get ice cream?
[ Despite his enthusiasm, flipping his player off and smiling widely, deep down, Rick knows this is something he doesn't have a say in... And that just grinds his gears all the more. He has a tendency for the dramatics and rambling on enough until he's confused his player, sometimes gets him the results he's after. Not today, however. Not today.]
Look, I'll level with you dawg. I'm too old and you're too young to settle in one place. It's not our fault, it's in our nature, our blood! We're explorers! We come, we land, get wrecked, fuck that place up then flip it off as it collapses in a cloud of space dust in our tracks! That's what we do! It's what we've always done. Why change now? Change is a weanuughkness! Are you weak? Are you weak you piece of shit!?
[ Dramatics again? Someone needs a drink and a vacation. ]
Oh, so what? you're gonna give me the silent treatment now, are you? Bitch please! I invented the silent treatment- No, really I did. Being hungover in a Garblovians cloning clinic, sat beside a Krootabulan who wouldn't shuuut up about hunting vampires kickstarted an idea for a vaccination that intravenously pumped pure liquidized silence right into your eardrums--
[ ... ]
That's what I thought. Now can we just forget this whole "game" bullshit and go get ice cream?