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[willfixitforyou]

And you were doing so well.

Oh but go on. I see that personality section you're writing, a bit primitive, but you'll get there eventually. I've got to give you a little credit I suppose, you do look, even if you're slow on the uptake.

Besides, with me around, I'm sure you'll learn.

Comments

[pencilpremonition]

Damn, you're an asshole. I'm only commenting cause my mun's making me.

[willfixitforyou]

Oh by all means, be on your way.

[pencilpremonition]

Uh-huh. Suuuuure. Once I find out what you're up to and why you're such a douche.

[willfixitforyou]

[Smiles.]

And you plan on doing that how?

[pencilpremonition]

I dunno. Talking to you, I guess. Why ARE you such a douche?

[willfixitforyou]

And why would I want to keep talking to a girl who makes her entrance by insulting me to my face?

[Not that he, you know, cares. But manners are a good starting point.]

[pencilpremonition]

Cause it looks like I'm all you have to talk to.

[willfixitforyou]

And you think I need to talk to someone to continue existing. Please.

[pencilpremonition]

No, but you'll be bored if you don't. Plus, your mun needs to test your voice.

[losesbest]

They never do. It's almost sad, really.

[willfixitforyou]

They can learn some things. [Just not things that really matter.]

It just takes them such an awfully long time.

[losesbest]

Half the time, they're better off not even bothering. By the time they're all caught up, it hardly even matters anymore.

[willfixitforyou]

It hardly matters to begin with. I just like watching her try.

[losesbest]

Oh, that's good, isn't it? They can be so entertaining when they scurry about like that.

[willfixitforyou]

For a while, at least. I'd like to see results at some point. ...Of course that means I have to do all the thinking for her, but there's really no way she'd do it properly on her own anyway.

[losesbest]

Sometimes a good nudge in the right direction is all it takes. [:D]

[willfixitforyou]

Very true. [ :) ]

To her credit, she's stumbling vaguely the right way.

[disenchantress]

You have my sympathies.

[Not really.]

Unfortunately, it takes time for the average person to become well-versed in common sense.

:o Milady!!

[willfixitforyou]

[No he doesn't. Has no use for them anyway, and besides, what would the world come to if people like them started handing out sympathies?]

If they ever do. Thinking seems to be such a chore for them.

[No wonder he winds up doing the thinking for them so often.]

Moriarty~

[disenchantress]

[It just sounds nicer when she pretends to be sincere.]

I like to think of it as a form of...natural selection.

[Said with a smile.]

from an outside perspective, this encounter is really scary.

[willfixitforyou]

[Keeping up appearances, and all that. But she's making him smile too. He might even mean this one.]

Too many of them still walking around for that to ring very true, I'm afraid. But one can hope.

...I really don't want to think of the collective destruction they would wreak.

[disenchantress]

[If a voice could physically ooze sugary sweetness, you would be able to drizzle Milady's over pancakes.

Mmmmmh, the taste of corruption.]

If there weren't any imbeciles, who would you bait?

It's a bit of a trainwreck in my head. I can't seem to not think about it.

[willfixitforyou]

Slightly less gullible people.

[That doesn't even need a thought.]

Maybe that would actually be a challenge for a change.

A well-dressed and attractive trainwreck. :D

[disenchantress]

As opposed to the lack thereof in your own little world?

[In the convenient space that the Meta-verse of dear_mun has provided, Milady saunters closer. You may notice that she is especially good at sauntering.

Practice makes perfect, as they say.]

I heard about your admirable stunt with the Crown's most precious heirlooms. We have a King James in my time, as well, but he isn't nearly as clever.

Definitely. :)

[willfixitforyou]

[Something that perfected is always nice to look at. He smiles, shifts a bit, tilts his head a fraction, but mostly just stands there with his hands still in his pockets.]

I've heard. It seems you have at least a few creative minds around in your time, but you... You're something else.

[A clock strikes for a gunshot, that one took skill. And the repeated turncoating? But then, people were so blind - he appreciates those who can put that to use, but he does not make the mistake to trust.]