Hello!

[softrock]

The Revolution has begun!!!*




*The potluck will follow.

Comments

[underoos]

There's a potluck? Cool! I am so in!

[softrock]

Absolutely! It's important to show people their efforts are appreciated.

Welcome to the cause, new revolutionary!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Wait! No one said anything about a revolution!

...Are you sure you want to start one in a middle of a place like this? It might get kind of messy.

[softrock]

No great deed is accomplished without a little mess, friend!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Oh dear, this can't be good. How exactly does one reign in this huge new rocky possible comrade?]

Well yea, there is that. But what exactly are you trying to revolution for anyway?

[softrock]

We're raging against the machine.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

You're incredibly cryptic, Big guy.

There's no machine here. At least not that I've ever seen.

[sparke]

What's the revolution for?

[softrock]

...Did you not get the newsletter?

[sparke]

There's a newsletter, too?

[softrock]

Yes. I'm trying to learn from past mistakes.

[sparke]

That's wise. [ but - ] Do people get the newsletter, though? And I'm still wondering, what's the revolution for?

[ do you not like it aboard this ship that is now thor's kingdom :((( ]

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[lowercase_groot]

I am Groot?

[softrock]

Hm...I don't see why there wouldn't be.

[lowercase_groot]

I am Groot!

I am Groot?

[softrock]

I met this man here on Earth, and he suggested it was time for a change.

[lowercase_groot]

I am Groot!

[atalentedliar]

Ah, yes. I see your need for a leader hasn't changed.

[softrock]

I was hoping you would volunteer!

Welcome new head of our decorating community!!

[errant_valkyrior]

I can bring bilgesnipe...though it might be a little rip.

[softrock]

+1s are completely welcome, as long as we know beforehand.

[errant_valkyrior]

No...the bilgesnipe is food, not a guest.

Have you never seen a bilgesnipe? I swear we had them here...big horns? [Pantomimes antler-like horns.]

oh my god KORG

[executionerqueen]

And it's going to end just as soon as it started.