more like a pep talk for the mun, but I missed him

[directordisaster]

Took you long enough. You said you missed me, you said you wanted to "play" me again somewhere, said you wanted a new partner. It's sad being the one who's left behind, isn't it? I know a thing or two about that, you know me. I also know that you've invested so much time and energy on those people, and for what's it worth, I did enjoy the...things I've had, with Galen, Hux, Thrawn and even Ventress. Didn't think I would remember, did you? No, not that Galen. I know you don't like his mun. I don't like him too. But I...like the others. Well, at least some of those things. Didn't much like some other things. It's not fun being chased around by female Hux while he--she--blamed me for her misery. It's not my fault. You know it's not.

Are you going to find a game for me instead? Or other people that you can scheme things again with? I know I'm your best muse and you loved me the best, and we've achieved some great things together. Amazingly, I wouldn't mind if you do. I know, it's a miracle. No, please don't find a Tarkin. I did not need that man breathing down my neck. 

Anyway, you should probably finish all the things you're supposed to be writing first, including that motivation letter and scholarship application, and stop playing games so much. I used to do that too when I was your age, but that was decades ago. Look where I am now. I didn't arrive where I am because I played video games all the kriffing time. No, don't you dare criticise my hobby for partying. That was...a phase.

Bottom line, get your sh*t together, mun. I'm not going anywhere.

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[asiswilled]

[Slow clap.

Chirrut you shit they're clearly having A Moment.]

[directordisaster]

What? [ he's clearly irritated. ]

Do you have any problem with anything I just said?

[asiswilled]

Ruminating on how we ever had a time unraveling the plans of a narcissistic prattler.

Please, don't mind me.

i'm sorry he is like this

[directordisaster]

Who are you calling a narcissistic prattler, blind man? Please, mind your own business.

Oh, heavens no. He's enjoying himself.

[asiswilled]

Is anyone else here?

[Don't even try to lie, Chirrut knows there isn't. Though he supposes this man has really only directly dealt with Jyn up until now.]

and I LOVE your Chirrut. I think it's just us :/

[directordisaster]

[ There's a slight pause because Krennic is surprised at the sudden change of topic. He looks confused for a moment, but quickly gathered himself. ]

...no. I don't think so. I've just arrived. You tell me.

[asiswilled]

You misunderstand.

If there's no one else here, obviously I was referring to you.

[ |3 heh. ]

[directordisaster]

[ he's glaring at Chirrut, looking slightly petulant, and answers grudgingly. ]

I said I've just arrived, so I didn't know if there's anyone else around. [ he shrugs. the possibility of it being just him and "the blind guy" is alarming and clearly bleak. but at least it's not Tarkin. ]