dear_mun | voice testing; eventually to app at poly

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voice testing; eventually to app at poly_chromatic

Hello, mundane. This marks the first time we meet, right? You must be excited. I would be excited, too, but you'll have to forgive me - my mind's in other places right now. Anyway.

Congratulations are in order, I suppose! After all, it's a long story to read up on. However--

Are you sure you want to do this with me? I'll have you know it's taken me long enough to get to this point, and I won't have you take it all away. The old me is gone, remember? Good - memorize that. If you intend to gather roses, you best have a firm grip on their thorn-filled spines.

...too scary? Oh well - good luck!

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( too long, too long. so he doesn't really wanna waste time here. )

What's being done with you, Ringo?

[It's only been seconds, really, but - she can't say that it's not good to see him. Not battling. Not in danger. Not left behind to face the biggest monster yet.]

[Talk about sentimentality, Ringo.]

I'm being assigned a new goal.

That being?

( he may be getting a bit too close as well, breaking into her personal bubble. )

Well...apparently...

[Good boy, Ikki. You're in perfect reaching distance for Ringo's Deadly Lip Pinch.]

Some idiot has been terrorizing a whole city with the inappropiate selling of his lips.

[Pinch. Pinch. Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinch.]

( augh!! hurts hurts hurts hurts. )

Noorgh! Sihhmcak difftd eet!

Shffe neiited cooflhes!

( UGH. TAKE THIS: IKKI'S OFFENSIVE FINGER LICK COUNTER. )

( translation: noo! simca did it! she needed clothes! )

[DEFENSIVE NOSE SQUASHING]

That's not helping your case at all!

( he sputters before finally just pushing her away. )

I didn't have a choooice and I didn't kiss anyone! ( except kazu. about two months ago now. but he'll take that to his grave. . . . and beyond. )