Canon is Need for Speed. Muse questions his mun's choices.

[youalwaysgoback]

Look I know you are as you say "trash" for the games and the film, but really? Why would you want to play someone that 1) no one probably even knows of and 2) no one even cares about?


Look why don't we just end it here? I'll go back to my garage and you could find someone more...entertaining? No? Hey your life lady.

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[shelbycobra]

Hey, I know exactly who you are, and I care. Although I'm just a random creation of my mun's whim.

[youalwaysgoback]

Aren't we all? Though glad someone knows me.

[shelbycobra]

My mun was a fan of the movie, though she's absolutely shit at the games.

[Chuckles and extends a hand.]

I'm Shelby.

[youalwaysgoback]

Mine isn't the best at the games but she has fun. That's what counts. Mine liked the movie too and just rewatched it. So here I am on a weird whim.

[Takes her hand and gives it a shake.]

Tobey, but you knew that. Nice to meet you Shelby. I hear Shelby and I think car, sorry.

[shelbycobra]

That's okay, I was named after the car, actually.

[Laughs.]

My mun is happy to offer me up if you need someone to play with. If you don't mind that I'm not an official part of your canon. Just somebody set in your verse.

[youalwaysgoback]

Okay that is actually kind of awesome.

And I don't mind at all, neither does the mun. I highly doubt I'll ever run into official parts of my canon.

[shelbycobra]

Yeah, I like it.

Where does your mun play you from? Since I'm not canon, she's got me off doing my own thing way after the movie ended.

[youalwaysgoback]

She has me set after the movie so you know I'm not locked up. That would be no fun to play.

So basically my life now is a blank canvas waiting to be filled.

[shelbycobra]

Anything in particular you want to do?

[youalwaysgoback]

Just hoping to find some fun things to do. So far my mun has me in a few memes, but she not expecting a lot there.

[shelbycobra]

Well. If you want to get back into racing, I might know a guy.

[youalwaysgoback]

Oh yeah?

[shelbycobra]

Let me introduce myself.

Shelby Manning.

I drive the No. 2 Team Penske Chevrolet in the Verizon IndyCar Series.

[youalwaysgoback]

Well damn and here I am just a sometime racer sometime mechanic.

[shelbycobra]

Don't put yourself down like that.

Four years ago I was right where you are.

[youalwaysgoback]

Oh I know I'll never be a big racer like that, but I do enjoy those long races when I can do them.

[shelbycobra]

So are you going back into pro racing, then?

[youalwaysgoback]

I don't know. I mean hell it would be awesome but the other stuff is fun too. Minus the cop chases and all.


Okay those are fun too.

[shelbycobra]

Uh I tried to avoid those.

[Chuckles.]

But my race team is always looking for good people. I can't say we have an open car, but you could maybe come by the shop.

[youalwaysgoback]

I could do that is nothing more than drool over some cars. I promise to get nothing wet.

[shelbycobra]

Oh I can take that so wrong.

[youalwaysgoback]

Nothing wrong with that.

Heh.

[shelbycobra]

Yeah, my mind goes to fun places. So you want to hang out?

[youalwaysgoback]

Sure you sound like a blast.

[shelbycobra]

Point me in a direction. I'm in St. Louis right now just preparing for this weekend.

[youalwaysgoback]

There are these, or somewhere you'd like me to bug you.

[shelbycobra]

It might be presumptuous of me to wind up in a smut meme with you when we just met.

[youalwaysgoback]

True I just sent the only three links I got. [Chuckling.]

[shelbycobra]

[Chuckles.] Hey, I'm not offended. I'm just saying, you don't seem like that kinda guy.

Although maybe we've seen each other around at some point, it's up to your mun really. My mun tries not to make me think about when I was in New York too much.

[youalwaysgoback]

Was New York really that bad a place? I'm good with the assumed cr I mean i come from a pretty obscure canon.

[shelbycobra]

It's not New York, it's that I was unemployed and essentially homeless while I was there. It wasn't a good time in my life.

[youalwaysgoback]

Sounds rough, but I get that. I just kind of scrape by myself.

[shelbycobra]

It's a long story, maybe one I'll tell you when we know each other a little bit better.

But I can't complain now, life is good.

[youalwaysgoback]

Sounds like it which is good.

[shelbycobra]

I've got a race this weekend, so if you need to voicetest I'm sure my mun will have me posting about it. She does like to keep me current with my job.

That and I mean, it is awesome. [Grins.]

[youalwaysgoback]

That it is.

[shelbycobra]

I'm sure if we did know each other I probably ran you over.

Not literally.

Of course.

[youalwaysgoback]

That would be painful. [Chuckling.]

[shelbycobra]

Yeah, and I wouldn't want to mess up that handsome face of yours. Your girlfriend would hit me with her purse or her expensive shoes or something.