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[wheeljackofalltrades]

 And ya thought ya didn't have my voice down pat. Gotta hand it to ya, you're pretty good at this.  That new episode gave ya a ton of looks into my past, so you've got plenty to work from now.

Don't say I never did anythin' for ya.

But...maaayyybeee ya should watch it again. The first time ya did ya were so nervous I didn't think you'd make it through.

And do a canon update before ya send in that app. I got myself a vehicle mode now.

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[deadlydoctor]

Your fleshie sounds like mine, getting all excited about absurds things.

I bet I'm still faster, Bot.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Yeah, she's quite a handful, and I've only had her for about a week or so.

I wouldn't put it past you that you're faster. After all, retreating from a battle's what you're best at, right?

[deadlydoctor]

Get rid of the pest as soon as you can or it will want to stay with you forever. I talk from experience.

I imagine this will come as a new concept to you but it's called strategy. Some great minds where made to do better things that waste time fighting, other bots were made to get their aft bombed.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

I tell ya, she's already latched on. Can't blame her, though. She picked one of the best.

And remind me which category you're in, Doc. Because I got a grenade here that would LOVE to pay ya a visit.

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out scoff.] She picked the wrong side.

There, there, can't stand a little banter without bringing up the explosives? Did you never learned the fine art of conversation?

[cantbuildengines]

We finally get you to stick around, and you're heading off already, huh?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Aww Cee, you're gonna make me tear up.

Just keep an eye on Bulk for me, yeah? If he gets in over his head, I'll speed right back.

[aerospacecommander]

Well, well. I don't know if I should be disturbed or amused at the fact that you actually have a face.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Haven't seen you before. Wheeljack gives a slight shrug. Eh, new bots show up everyday.]

And I dunno if I should be disturbed or amused that your voice hasn't shattered any bits of glass on ya.

[aerospacecommander]

[He laughs.]

Oooh and a sense of humor too! I admit to being rather surprised at the level of bite in that comment. Most of you Autobots don't have it in you.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Really? Must not've met too many Wreckers then.

Makes sense. We'd pound ya into dust.

[aerospacecommander]

Wreckers? Ahh, wait. I remember them. Gave Ratbat a rough time from what I recall.

And you certainly are touchy, the aggression is almost Decepticon in a way.

[bulk_smash]

Jackie!

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Bulk!

[A smile spreads across Wheeljack's face. There's his favourite Wrecker!]

Good ta see ya still in one piece, ya overgrown tank.

[bulk_smash]

You know me. Not good for much; but the plating's still tough!

So, still crushing 'Cons?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Wouldn't be much of a Wrecker if I wasn't.

Miss havin' ta look after that backside of yours, though.

[bulk_smash]

I don't blame ya. It's wide, but it sure brings out the bumper.

[He's missed this, buddy.]

And hey, maybe we'll run into each other in some game. Wouldn't that be great? It'd be like a mission all over again. ... Except there'd probably be more a lot more humans running around.

Where you headed to anyway?

[lordstarscream]

Oh sure, everyone is excited for you.

Whereas I am left alone, to slowly suffer and possibly die. But does anyone care after all I've done for them?!

No! Ingrates. Every last one of them.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Ya ever think that might have to do with the fact that you nearly blew Bee's Tcog ta bits?

Great to see you still scrappin' around, Screamy. I almost missed ya.

[Almost.]

[lordstarscream]

I fail to see how my actions are an excusable reason to leave me to suffer.

I can provide information -- intel!

Surely that should mean something to all these miserable fools.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

No, it's pretty much the perfect reason, Screamy.

And you switch sides more than a ball in a game of Lobbing.

[He gives a slight chuckle.]

Wanna know the beauty of it? I just got my vehicle mode. You just lost yours.

[sunstorm]

It's disappointing, but not surprising, the lack of faith in us, and themselves they're often plagued by.

Tainted sparks can speak clearly and those flawed can hear the truth and understand, even if it is no louder than a whisper.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...I have almost no idea what you just said.

But I get the idea. My mun's all about gettin' those speech mannerisms correct. Although I can't blame her. Half of the only episode I was in was an imposter. A really bad one I might add.

[sunstorm]

[Huff. Seriously, it wasn't that hard to understand it. But those not offered insight by the light couldn't be expected to have the same understanding as one who had. He forgives you, Wheeljack.]

Sacrilege, to cloak a spark to look like another! No wonder they were found out; the light gives us individual sparks, and who could hope to completely know all there is about another?

[Even Sunstorm, who is a clone, isn't precisely like his template. But that might have more to do with having data from Vector Sigma stuffed into his processor than anything else.]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Thanks, Sunstorm! He also hopes you forgive him for having this inner desire to punch you.]

Yeah, they must be pretty fragged in the head to think they could impersonate me and get away with it. The guy only scanned my public service record too. Amateur.

[He tilts his head a bit.]

Ya don't really look familiar.