soulless cas. crack lovers only. ... my bad, that came across wrong.

[dirtytrenchcoat]

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RERK.

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Comments

[ranfromnormal]

[...cheeseburger.]

Translation?

[dirtytrenchcoat]

I'm also fluent in booty call.

dying. forever.

[ranfromnormal]

[That earns you an assessing look. Yes, the obvious up and down.]

You look a bit straight-laced for that.

[dirtytrenchcoat]

No thank you all the souls tie my shoes.

[ranfromnormal]

...so you're saying you won't spend the night and don't need help getting dressed? I can work with this.

[dirtytrenchcoat]

The only thing you'll be working is that pole.

[ranfromnormal]

[Literal or figurative?]

I'm going to need some incentive.

[dirtytrenchcoat]

Just back that thing up.

[ranfromnormal]

[ >:( Hey now. Cathy doesn't just back that thing up for anyone. ]

Don't I get a name?

I choked on my spit a little.

[kirkinator]

I hope you were planning on paying me back for that.

[ Scowl, that was his burger. ]

[dirtytrenchcoat]

COME AT ME, BRO!!!!!

[kirkinator]

.... You know, if you were cruising for a bruising you didn't need to steal my burger first.

[dirtytrenchcoat]

The only thing I'm cruising for is Hawaii.

[kirkinator]

Yeah, that's not in Iowa?

[dirtytrenchcoat]

Obviously.

[kirkinator]

Then you should probably.. you know, get out of Iowa.

[ Line facing forever. ]

[dirtytrenchcoat]

I haven't digested your burger yet do you still want it back?

[kirkinator]

[ uh wat. ]

No, you can just - keep it. You want to reimburse me for buying it, feel free though.

[dirtytrenchcoat]

I don't keep money around I have hos to do that for me.

[kirkinator]

I don't see any hos to back that statement up.

GIMME CRACK.

[lavandulas]

And I thought I was bad at these things.