duck news, whoo hoo!

[ownsthenight]

So... who missed me?

And yes, I have been working out, thanks for noticing. Guess slipping the animators that extra five bucks really helped.

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[the_gerber_baby]

...who the devil are you supposed to be?

[ownsthenight]

[oh thank goodness that's the first question asked. cue dramatic pose.]

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the return of nostalgia to all comic books and televisions shows!

I... am DARKWIIING DUCK!

[the_gerber_baby]

[Yeah, this is Howard's unimpressed face.]

You learn to talk like that at the Learning Annex? I hear they got great improv classes these days.

[ownsthenight]

HEY! You just be thankful you're not a criminal. Otherwise, you'd be whiter than a sheet.

...Uh, moreso than you already are.

[the_gerber_baby]

Uh-huh. That probably works real well on the superstitious and cowardly.

[ownsthenight]

That is the usual state of the criminal mind. Once your moral fiber decays, the rest of the body follows suit.