On potentially joining snowblindrpg / Voicetesting (Crossposted to Dear_Player)

[zunesareawesome]

So you're trying to stick me in a frozen wasteland filled with unimaginable horrors, crippling paranoia and hallucinations, not to mention the sheer physical danger and extremely likely gruesome death?

Dude. That's like a Tuesday for me.

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[greenscientist]

....there is something very wrong with you.

[That would be the assessment of this particular scientist at that statement.]

[zunesareawesome]

More like there's something awesomely right about me!

Here's a suggestion: learn to live a little.

[greenscientist]

Oh I....live enough.

Usually against my will.

You're seriously fine with all of... [gestures at the entirety of the initial post] ...that?

[zunesareawesome]

Totally fine.

[Totally not fine.]

[greenscientist]

Right.

[Yeah, not buying it.]

Don't suppose there's an option B?

[Trying to be helpful.]

[zunesareawesome]

Apparently not. Sucks, but hey. What are you gonna do?

[A shrug.] At least it's a chance to see earth again.

[greenscientist]

Yeah. [Preaching to the choir.]

Suppose that's something. How long have you been away?

[zunesareawesome]

Since I was a kid. I mean, I'm not that old or anything, but it's been awhile.

Did they ever do like, another Star Wars? The last I saw was Return of the Jedi.

[greenscientist]

[....oh the dilemma. He could just say no.]

Sort of. No one liked them though.

[zunesareawesome]

What!? How is that even possible!? You're joking. Please say you're joking.

[You've broken this poor man, Bruce.]

[greenscientist]

[Hey, Star Wars is not his fault. Bruce blames himself for many things but the prequels are not one of them.]

Don't take my word for it, I've been out of the loop for awhile.

[zunesareawesome]

[He weeps on the inside.]

God, I should just stay in actual space then.

[greenscientist]

Is it better? Than being on a planet, I mean. I suppose it's quieter.