voice testing, possible spoilers for the dark prophecy

[apollogetic]

Of all the incarnations of my greatness you could take on, you chose this one? I mean, granted, who wouldn't want to take up telling a tale as amazing as mine, but the version with zits and flab? The version of me who's... let's just say acquainted with a street urchin? [ read: a servant of a twelve-year-old demigod daughter of demeter... ] You could've chosen my godly form!

But if you insist, when I'm a god again, I'll nudge the muses in your direction. I have been known to spot talent when I see it.

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super late but i just saw this and couldn't resist??

[morsecodes]

Dude, do you really gotta complain about everything? I mean, sheesh, at least you haven't been stuck around here as long as me. [Sure, Apollo was cool and all, but geez. He couldn't help but roll his eyes. Still, it was always nice to see a familiar face around here, even if it was Apollo.]

Wait until you spend a few months in a horror game, and then we can talk.

Ah! Creator of the valdezenator!

[apollogetic]

Leo Valdez, but don't you see, this is quite the horror for a god like me. And don't get me started on the nightmare that was Trophonious' Oracle. [ shudders ] Things happened there of which I don't want to speak.

[morsecodes]

You do realize that's literally just another day for a demigod? Seriously, bro, the last year of my life has been one nightmare after another.

[It would be easier to feel sorry for Apollo if the gods didn't send them to do terrible and nightmare-ish things for them all the freaking time.

But he gets not wanting to speak about it, and he definitely won't pry. There's plenty of things he's had to suffer through that he doesn't want to talk about.]

[apollogetic]

Yes, yes, I suppose that's true. I suppose we do put you demigods through quite a bit. But have you considered that we do so because we know you are strong enough to handle the tasks given to you?

[ he's capable of wisdom... when he's not whining about himself. ]

[morsecodes]

Have you considered it gets really old when we have to clean up the messes you guys make? [kanye shrugs. and just. not going to mention the whole Commodus being an issue because of what Apollo did SO.]