/looks at my life, looks at my choices/

[ynomrah]

Not much of a grand introduction, but I guess it will have to do. Honestly, why the long face? And no, that isn't a pony joke, please. If we're going to work together, you'll have to amp up your humor by, let's say... 1,001 percent. To start with.

Now, as I was saying, I can't fathom why you look so displeased to have me in your crowded head. It was only a matter of time - everyone has a little chaos in them, some more than others. In your case, it's the perfect amount. Once you start realizing that, then we can really go places.

Oh, you think I'm only for PSLs and memes? How quaint, you think you're in control of the situation! Aren't you just the cutest, let me pinch those cheeks of yours!

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[de_ordo_chao]

Ah, PSLs and memes aren't to be underestimated.

[ A low chuckle, and she brushes a wispy black strand of hair over her shoulder. ] Trust me on this one, darling, you can get away with a lot more in them than a game.

[ynomrah]

Do I hear the sound of experience talking?

[he mimics talk with his hand, opening and closing it - no, wait, he's wearing an Eris hand puppet.]

[de_ordo_chao]

[ She raises a brow at the hand puppet. Cute.

And in her own hand she conjures a martini glass. With an olive, of course. ] Perhaps, perhaps. [ Pride dusts her lips like gold. ] Be heed my warning: do yourself a favor and make sure you don't simply become a plot device.

[ynomrah]

[Well, he is from a children's cartoon.]

Oh, but isn't that where the most fun is? It means they can't do anything without you.

[FLASH - spotlight on discord.]

[de_ordo_chao]

I suppose, I suppose. [ She hums. ] Although you'll really have to up the ante if you want all the screen time.

You know, getting your hands dirty. [ A pause as she looks at him. ] Or claws. [ No seriously wtf is he... ]

[ynomrah]

[he claps his hands - claws - appendages together, making his current tricks vanish.]

Funny thing is, I used to want all that. But now-a-days, I don't mind sharing. What a concept!

[shoulda_toined]

(Pokes the Fourth Wall. It wobbles like jello, but for now, it's structural integrity seems to hold...more or less.)

I would say watch yer step, but given who you are, you'll fit right in.