Canon is PONY.Mov/Ask Jappleack; fudging about with an old muse

[caneattheseapples]

You know you really are just a fucking goober, right?

Hey I miss being out and kicking ass too but we don't really have any options right now nerdlinger. Not many places are going to be accommodating to an AU of a creepy and dying fandom, and like the cheap, R-rated rip off of it too.

Yeah. I know. I miss fucking about too.

But get over it. Damn.

Comments

[adandyinspace]

I'm just surprised anyone bothered to remember you at all, yeesh.

[caneattheseapples]

Look spaceman, you're lucky when you remember how to spell your goddamn name but you remembered me enough to want to talk so hey.

Shove it.

[adandyinspace]

[Spelling is hard, fuck you.]

Please. As if anyone would willingly come here to waste their time with a stupid talking horse.

This is more like a pity tag. So you're welcome.

[caneattheseapples]

Just cause I'm getting a tag from a pitiful person doesn't mean it's a pity tag, bitch.

Look at you. Wanting shit like "welcome" when you can't even say hello properly. Aren't you just a suave, suave motherfucker.

[adandyinspace]

About damn time you finally noticed!

[That he's pitiful or a suave motherfucker...?]

And c'mon, baby, don't tell me we're not well past hello by now. Or did your little power nap make you forget all the shit we've been through?

[caneattheseapples]

Jackass, I could not forget you if I tried.

[And she has tried. Though not too hard.]

I mean 'shit' is a pretty good description of all we went through, though hey, some of it wasn't half bad. Heard you've got a new stomping ground as a monster or some shit, right?

The fuck kind of monster are you, Cousin It or some shit?

[Get it, because of the hair? Get it it's funny.]

[adandyinspace]

Ha ha, fuck you.

[Japple, you have more hair than he does...]

But uh... yeah, I dunno who the hell told you that, but I guess I'm just destined to get thrown into games where I'm not allowed to stay as, you know, myself.

[caneattheseapples]

[Sssshhh ssssshhhh no she's so funny.]

Hey I dunno what you're bitching about. You are almost definitely you even when you're somehow something else.

You should be proud you're so damn obnoxious that getting tossed through dimensions and being catastrophically physically changed somehow does not alter the you that is you, asshole.

[adandyinspace]

Uh huuuuhh....

[Wow, he wasn't even trying to press any buttons.]

I mean, damn...how about a little warning when you're about to get all deep on me next time?

[caneattheseapples]

Well I mean I was just about to put my foot deep into your face, but hey. There's your warning.

[What a dumb asshole. Why does she miss you, you stupid dick.]

Not sure what you want from me though. I'm pretty much a well of knowledge at this point, you know. Sometimes I'm just so nice I have to give some water to your thirsty, dehydrated ass.

[crapfully]

You and Space Chinface are disturbingly cute.

It's giving me the jibblies.

[caneattheseapples]

Cute is not the word I would use, Strong Bro.

God my dude, it has been too long. How've you been hanging in there?

[crapfully]

Oh, shut up. I've been stuffed in box for like ten years [more like two, dude], I can get a little...urgh, emotional.

Doing about as well as I can expect. No more cutesiness, no more weird technicolor horse crap, just...a lot of nothing. We're in the same boat on the whole 'where the crap would we go' deal.

[caneattheseapples]

I hear that. It is a pretty shitty ship but I gotta say I don't mind the company dude.

[crapfully]

Heh. Maybe that's where we belong. Out on the seas, shouting out into the endless void around us.

[betweenlightanddark]

Sometimes it's nice to get out once in awhile.

[shoulda_toined]

(Shrugs.)

Ain't no rule dat says ya can't make yerself a musebox and play wid accommodating folk.

And also, my Lady Upstairs says hi. She likes, er, fudging about wid Ae-Yoos too, if you'll pardon my French. Got a whole zoo of 'em back dere.