Stop it, Andrew. You're needed again.

[legaltoughguy]

Why do you keep thinking that just because my sister is out, means that I want to come back and play? I was perfectly happy remodeling my apartment, being left alone, and not being used for awkward sexting.

I also resent your belief that she's more attractive than I am. I am very attractive.

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[wearscrubswell]

Muns are so fickle aren't they?

[legaltoughguy]

Oh my God yes.

I don't know what she thinks is going to happen this time. Except me being alone, again, which she somehow believes is entertaining.

[wearscrubswell]

Well that does suck. Maybe you'll get lucky and prove her wrong?

[legaltoughguy]

We'll find out, because she threw me into the sexting meme, if you want a good laugh.

[Shakes his head.]

Does yours keep yanking you out on a whim too?

[wearscrubswell]

Mine did that to me as well.


And yeah she does, not many people around from my fandom so it fizzles. I get tossed away and brought back out.

[legaltoughguy]

Well fuck. I could go awkwardly sext you.

[Laughs.]

I'm just here because my sister is, and my sister is dating some guy and it's serious, so she feels like I need to do the big brother routine.

[wearscrubswell]

That would be interesting.

I know how that is, though my little sister would kick my ass for trying to play big brother.

[legaltoughguy]

I have a tendency to do it wrong.


You've got a sister too? Mine's my whole world. I want her to be happy but that doesn't mean I like having to see her dating.

[wearscrubswell]

Can't say I am any better.


I do and I know how that is.

[legaltoughguy]

I apologize now for anything I might say or do then.


How do you deal with it? Not being a complete psycho about it.

[wearscrubswell]

I have to realize she can take care of herself, but let her know I am there for her if she needs it.

[legaltoughguy]

You're not tempted to do a massive background check on anyone she dates? Because I can do that.

[wearscrubswell]

Right now I know the guy she's dating and have for years. He's a decent guy.

[legaltoughguy]

That I think I'd be okay with. I literally have no idea who this guy is. And things with me and my sister, they're a bit complicated. She's all I have.

[wearscrubswell]

Word of advice. If you do look into him, don't tell her you did.

[legaltoughguy]

Speaking from experience?

[wearscrubswell]

Yeah, and I'm not sure she'd appreciate the gesture. Might make her feel like you don't trust her and her judgment.

[legaltoughguy]

I don't always. My sister is, how's the nice way to say this, naive.

[wearscrubswell]

Still you can give her the illusion you do. Might make her feel better too.

[legaltoughguy]

Yeah, you're right. And also, I know my sexting is terrible right now. So I apologize.

[wearscrubswell]

I can be right sometimes.

[legaltoughguy]

My mun is saying I'm almost never right.

[grailknight]

I bet you didn't get an ad for tinder? Mine set one up for me. Really, I am not that desperate.

[legaltoughguy]

Oh Lord. Don't give her any ideas. I think half the reason she keeps me around is to embarrass me.

[grailknight]

That might just be the case. Or perhaps she wants to see you happy.

[legaltoughguy]

I have to admit actual happiness would be nice.

[grailknight]

Wouldn't it, though?

Happiness is something worth seeking.

[legaltoughguy]

It's elusive for me.

I normally show up, meet someone, screw it up, and leave again.

[grailknight]

What about within yourself and not a relationship?

That is a behaviour I am familiar with.