Formerly "princessclassic"

[dollprincess]

Th-this is a bad joke, mundane!

You don't place me anywhere or do anything but "lurk" with me, and yet you felt the need to rename my account? What was wrong with the old name? Did you find it too generic? I am truly sorry if that was the case, but why THIS name as a replacement? Out of all possible names, why THIS one!?

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[oilchange]

My Mun changed my name and I couldn't be happier.

[dollprincess]

I'm very glad to hear that, sir. But not everyone is so fortunate.

[oilchange]

So? I'm happy and that's all that matters.

[dollprincess]

You don't care if anyone else is happy?

[oilchange]

Only the chick I currently goy my dick in and I guess to an extent my teammates.

[dollprincess]

Oh...I see, you're that kind of person.

And I obviously can't spell despise trying to correct something

[oilchange]

Yes I'm the type all hot chicks wanna bang. So?

[dollprincess]

Not all of them, I'm afraid. I want nothing more to do with you and this conversation. Good day.

[With that, Euphemia turns on her heel and starts walking away.]

[eatshitinhell]

Sounds like a upgrade to me.

[dollprincess]

It...um, seems preferable to your account name, at least.

[eatshitinhell]

What's wrong? You don't think it's charming?

[dollprincess]

Not really. But maybe I'm just missing the...proper context?

[japans_best]

[Kallen's giving the smuggest grin EVER while chuckling to herself]

Well, what did I tell ya?

[dollprincess]

I don't recall you telling me anything, Miss Kallen, and if you did, I don't want to hear it!

[japans_best]

Really? 'Cause I seem to recall a conversation we had waaaay back near the end of 2014 where I called you that exact thing and you didn't much like it. Guess you never thought your mun would take a liking to it, huh?

[dollprincess]

But two full years passed between then and now! So my mun's sudden decision still doesn't make any reasonable sense! None! Whatsoever!

[japans_best]

I guess your mun just wanted to give you another turn out of the headspace but this time felt like giving you an account name that's more...I dunno, honest?

[dollprincess]

Just how is this any more honest than "princessclassic" was? Everyone knows what "princessclassic" means! "dollprincess" will just confuse people!

[japans_best]

I sure didn't get what "princessclassic" meant! The things you're known for are not things I'd think would ever be associated with classic fairy tale princesses.

[dollprincess]

[Now, that remark really stings.]

The things I'm known for...

Yes, I...suppose you're right.

[japans_best]

Dammit, I didn't make you feel too bad there, did I?

[dollprincess]

[Euphie shakes her head.]

No, I made myself feel bad in how I chose to interpret your words. It's not your fault.

[japans_best]

Ah, well...you're known for some pretty cool things too, y'know?

[dollprincess]

[Euphie's not feeling it.]

Like what?

[japans_best]

Well there was that one manga where you became Queen of Britannia and turned things around for the better. And you're a really good friend to everyone close to you.

And I'll be honest...when you're not using it for a senseless you-know-what, you look pretty badass holding a machine gun.

[dollprincess]

[There's a slight smile on Euphie's face now.]

What you're saying isn't really making me feel much better, but the sentiment behind it is. Thank you, Miss Kallen.

[japans_best]

[Kallen scoffs]

You're not welcome until you quit being down on yourself. Not even a doll should be pathetic like that.

[dollprincess]

[Euphie suddenly seems to become more firm.]

Not being afraid to display the more painful and vulnerable emotions doesn't make someone pathetic, Miss Kallen. It makes them stronger.

[japans_best]

Don't make me laugh again! I fail to see what's so strong about wallowing in self-pity! Things happened to you and you did stuff you're not proud of, but it's better to focus on avoiding such things for your future instead of "choosing to make yourself feel bad" about the past!

You think I'm A-OK with shit that happened with me in canon? I'm not, but I don't make myself all mopey about it!

[dollprincess]

How am I supposed to avoid such things in the future when there was virtually no way of avoiding it to begin with?

And with all due respect, Miss Kallen, you cannot set a false equivalency between what happened to me and what happened to you.

[japans_best]

Well if some game or event wanted to take you down that dark path again, you have all the incentive to resit it and to make damn sure that your mun resists with you.

What happened to you was pointless drama and death at the climax of the first season, what happened to me was the living Hell that was the second season. But there's really no equivalency between events here, only comparisons to how we've been coping in our mun's headspaces.

[dollprincess]

I'm not sure that I agree with your way of coping, Miss Kallen.

[A smile.]

But then, we disagree on a good many things, don't we? I hope we can still be friends regardless. If more people could do that, the world wouldn't have half as much of the problems that it does.

[japans_best]

Of course you don't. You cling to your naive idealism, passivity and hyper-sensitivity. If that's "coping" for you, fine. But leave me out of it!

Yeah, you're right about that. How much crap could've been avoided if some A-holes didn't try to enforce their way of thinking upon everyone who didn't think the same way as them?

[dollprincess]

So does that mean we can still be friends?

[japans_best]

[Kallen rolls her eyes] Of course.

I only snapped at you about your sudden "doom and gloom" mood 'cause I don't wanna see you like that. 'Cause I...

[Nope! Kallen's not about to say she likes this stupid Britannian royal puppet! Not a chance!]

...I think higher of you than I do of most other Britannians, y'know.

[dollprincess]

[You're getting a hug now, Kallen.]

[japans_best]

[Kallen is taken by surprise by this gesture and might even be blushing a bit now.]

HEY! Don't be so sudden with close and personal contact like that, doll princess!

[dollprincess]

[Euphie backs off and gives an apologetic bow.]

Sorry! I'm just glad that you're being so forgiving. I know it's usually difficult for you, so thank you, Miss Kallen.

[japans_best]

Yeah, well...I just can't ever find you unforgivable. I know you're always tryin' to do your best for people, including the Japanese.

And hey, most classic princesses were helpless and had a bunch of other people do their shit for them. You're not like that - you've got more strength than a lot of people realize. [Friendly smile.]

[dollprincess]

[Euphie resists the urge to give Kallen another hug.]

I'm feeling much better now! Thanks once again! ♥

[japans_best]

Yay. I'm actually really glad for you.

[dollprincess]

The "dollprincess" feels honored to hear that, considering that it's coming from "japans_best".

[japans_best]

Nice one!

[dollprincess]

I figure the more I say it, the easier it will be to hear it.

[japans_best]

Heh. That may be so, though I doubt you'll ever find it easy to hear it from me.