less fantastic, not beastly, and awful late to the party

[pukwudgie]

I don't know exactly how ta tell you this, sweetie, but that boat has sailed; months ago.

Anyway even if the bandwagon was still rollin you should be lookin at Tina. She's the smart one, always was. She was a Thunderbird ya know. Her and Mr. Scamander are brave an strong and they are gonna have all sorts of adventures.

I'm just, well I was just a glorified secretary. I don't think I'm gonna be much in the way of fun, unless you want to step out for giggle water sometime.

Don't worry, if ya get bored of me I understand. No hard feelins, I swear.