It was a team effort - my grandson did most of the heavy lifting, but I helped figure out that the vampire could stop time in the first place!

[Joseph pauses, reflecting on the events that (for him, at least) were fifty years ago, and the power (and ridiculous flamboyance) of the Pillar Men.] ...The Pillar Men were insanely tough. Their entire body was like a digestive system - if they touched you, it was like they took a giant bite out of you. Some of them had special abilities, like wind cannons and boiling blood, and one could even turn his body parts into animals! Sounds crazy, but it's true.