Almost twenty years too this party, but you know...

[painful_imp]

So... Uh... Could you go over this with me again? You're saying you're not a god, right? But you still get to decide what happens to me, based on your whims?

Don't get me wrong. The whole 'not burning me to a crisp, or crushing my windpipe whenever you get upset'-thing, I like that. It's just, you know, if it walks like a god and talks like a god...

Besides, I like it in the Underwold. It's cozy. Well, okay, so not cozy, exactly, but I have friends there. Sure, Charon is kind of a quiet guy, but slip him a couple of drachmas and he'll give you a ride anywhere you want... Anywhere along the Styx at least.