Why, mun? Why? (Canon is "Love Live Sunshine!")

[caninephobic]

I...I have a few questions, mun, if that's all right with you.

Why the sudden interest in me? It's not that I don't appreciate it, it's just...you can't really do anything with me until about a year and a third at best. And why me above any of my other friends?

Also...the username. Was that...was that really necessary? I'm not "phobic" of dogs, really! I'm just a little....wary of them. Y-yeah, just cautious, what with their sharp, pointy fangs and all....

Mun? That laughter isn't answering any of my questions.

....Mun?

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[justice_for_all]

Hello there, newcomer! Hope I can help you out if you're afraid of anything here.

[caninephobic]

Huh? Oh...no, that's fine, you don't need to trouble yourself over me!

[justice_for_all]

Just thought some friendly greetings were in order!

Say hi to her too, Coro! [Coro shakes and nods]

[caninephobic]

...............Ah....ahahahahaha....that's a toy, r-right?

[justice_for_all]

Huh? A toy? [giggles] Oh no, he's an imperial ARMS weapon.

[caninephobic]

Weapon? B-but he's not a real dog, right?

[justice_for_all]

Well, he's alive. I'd say that sort of makes him a real dog. Right, Coro?
[Coro barks]

[caninephobic]

[Well, that bark did it. Riko gives a loud scream, falls to the ground and scoots backward, putting a considerable distance between herself and Seryu.]

[justice_for_all]

...... A little overboard there, don't you think?

[caninephobic]

You have a dog with you! Did you even READ the original post!?

[justice_for_all]

I read it. I just wasn't entirely sure what you were talking about.

[caninephobic]

I'm sca-wary of dogs!

[justice_for_all]

Scawary of dogs? That means you're afraid, I guess? I see.

[caninephobic]

It's just...those fangs of theirs! One bite and it's death!

[justice_for_all]

*Chuckles* Well that description fits Coro, at least.

[caninephobic]

[OH, GOD!]

I-I-I think I have to go now! Bye!

[And she's off and running.]

[justice_for_all]

Why are you running? Come back! Coro's my cute little companion - he's not gonna bite you so long as you're a good person!

[caninephobic]

I AM A GOOD PERSON! REALLY, I AM! SO JUST STAY AWAY!

[justice_for_all]

[Shrugs] If you insist...