kurt wαgnєr [ɹǝןʍɐɹɔʇɥƃıu] (
shadowblends) wrote in
dear_mun2016-10-10 11:41 pm
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the muse is not too thrilled with some of his nicknames (x posted to dear_player, just 'cause)
'Blueberry', 'Cinnamon Roll', 'Muffin', 'Kitten'? I don't understand. Why can't I have a normal nickname?
[Because you deserve the cute ones.]
I'm entirely fine with 'Blue' and 'Elf' because those make sense! My ears are pointed and I am blue. [A heavy sigh, both of his hands lifting to grip the dark strands on one side, the other tangling through the bi-colored bangs that cover the right side of his face.]
The only one of those in that list that makes sense is 'Blueberry' and only because it has 'blue' in the name. I'm not a bakery treat and I'm certainly not a kitten.
[Okay, but let me just point out that you have a tail, fangs, claws, big golden eyes ... and you growl and hiss. Point to Warren for the 'threatening kitten' comment and the other nicknames have nothing to do with delicious sweets.]
I am-- I mean, I'm not-- [Kurt throws his hands up, mouth hanging open and his tail lashing wildly in response. He bares those sharp canines and releases a breath, that sounds very much like the aforementioned hiss.] I give up. Call me whatever you want, but don't remind me of the other half of my ... being.
[Didn't you want to talk about your father?]
Absolutely not.
[Because you deserve the cute ones.]
I'm entirely fine with 'Blue' and 'Elf' because those make sense! My ears are pointed and I am blue. [A heavy sigh, both of his hands lifting to grip the dark strands on one side, the other tangling through the bi-colored bangs that cover the right side of his face.]
The only one of those in that list that makes sense is 'Blueberry' and only because it has 'blue' in the name. I'm not a bakery treat and I'm certainly not a kitten.
[Okay, but let me just point out that you have a tail, fangs, claws, big golden eyes ... and you growl and hiss. Point to Warren for the 'threatening kitten' comment and the other nicknames have nothing to do with delicious sweets.]
I am-- I mean, I'm not-- [Kurt throws his hands up, mouth hanging open and his tail lashing wildly in response. He bares those sharp canines and releases a breath, that sounds very much like the aforementioned hiss.] I give up. Call me whatever you want, but don't remind me of the other half of my ... being.
[Didn't you want to talk about your father?]
Absolutely not.

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What about Mini Bluey? [...no way, that's sort of worse.]
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[He snickers and draws a hand up, attempting to muffle the laughter.] Isn't that sort of the same thing?