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Pfft. Should I be flattered right now? Alright, lemme guess this one: unnatural fixation towards a disinterested source and a need to gain their approval.

Did I get it?! Oh, come on, don't look so offended.

[You're one to talk about unnatural fixations.]

Stuff it! We can work with this if we play our cards right... Where to, boss lady?!

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You shouldn't antagonize them.

Lighten up, hot stuff, I'm just having a little fun.

They control your future, so you might want to think about not pissing them off.

What's the worst anyone can really do? Unless there's a big cosmic waiting room she's hoping to send me to, I'm not scared.

Wait, there's not actually a big cosmic waiting room, right?

[ He's so close to smirking. SO. CLOSE. ]

There's any place you can imagine. And some you can't.

I think you underestimate my imagination. I bet I can handle it.

If anyone could, I'm sure it's you.

Go somewhere they let you keep your hammer.

Awww, you're too sweet!

Hey, I heard they base some of these places off of Hell. Wouldn't that be funny? 'Cause you're Diablo? Ha!

[ This is his amused face. Hilarious. ]

I've been to hell. I have no desire to go back.

I think ya' got it in one, girlie!! They tend to get pretty titchy about their feelings about that though.

What's she got planned for ya'?

Whoa mama! You sure are good-looking... [She snort-laughs.]

Who knows? Probably something boring, but I figure it'll be beat prison either way.

Not so bad yourself, sweetie. [Wink.]

Yeah - that's true though. Ain't nothin' fun about bein' locked up - unless you get some good convos goin' on with the voices, y'know?

Seriously. An' lemme tell you, even mine are starting to wear thin on me... Always lecturing and talking in circles. [She throws her hands up in the air, like "what can ya do?"]

So, what kinda shenanigans have you gotten thrown into? Giant sandboxes? Mythological sex dungeons? All of the above?

The lectures I wouldn't mind so much - but the foreign languages sometimes! Like yeeeeesh, you're livin' in my head, ya' could at least speak my language!!

So far it's been a pretty wild roller coaster! Met a few people, beat up a rock star, pulled off a heist or two - buuuuuuuut...[Siiiiiiiiiiigh.] haven't seen much of puddin'...

Ooooh, thinking in tongues? That's some pretty hardcore stuff, I'm impressed! D'you think it's subconscious, or is your brain inventing it? Man, I would have loved that back at the asylum...

[She gives her a salute.] I hope you find your Mistah J out there. But chin up, dollface! You can still bust heads all on your lonesome... [She sighs anyway.]

Good question...not sure to be honest, but guess I musta' learned the languages at some point, right? ...unless someone put 'em in my brain...

[She ponders that possibility, that maybe aliens, or some other horribly sinister entity visited her and implanted foreign languages into her mind. Maybe to win some intergalactic game of Scrabble - she ponders it for a hot five seconds, then grins and snaps back to her old self.]

Ain't you just the sweetest! Thanks gorgeous! You really know how to pick a gal's spirits up! And of course I can bust heads and take names all day long on my own - but some things are more fun in pairs, right?

Wow... I'm loving your outfit! [Vince is just hear to appreciate the look and kind of really miss the point. His usual.]

It begs the question if you desire chaos or are merely attempting to impress this... lucky guy. Which one is it?

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