On that GotG v.2 reveal (Crossposted to Dear Player) || SPOILERS

[12percentplan]

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.... MY DAD'S A WHAT!?

That's... I mean... What the hell do I even say to something like that!? How are you supposed to react after you find out you're half-planet!?

[He rubs his hands down his face, groaning in frustration.]

Oh God, the other Guardians are going to be impossible to be around now. I swear to God, the first person who even thinks about saying "Well that explains your planet sized ego" who's not a pretty girl or capable of killing me with one punch gets electro-zapped!

Comments

[sonofcoul]

That is... definitely not a revelation most people get on an average day.

Or ever.

[12percentplan]

[Oh look, it's the only character of that SHIELD show he watches with the mun while in headspace that he doesn't want to grab by the shoulders and shake, due to his issues with authority.

Well, you and Hunter. He relates to Hunter. And May, but only because she terrifies him.]

That... is by far the best summary I have heard.

... I need a drink. Like... all of the drinks.

[sonofcoul]

[In fairness, May terrifies everybody.]

Might take a while to get through them all, but if anything is worthy of the attempt, this might just qualify.

[shadowblends]

Your ego is the size of a planet?

I'd prefer to not be electrocuted though.

[sunflash]

A very strapping man, honey? [He'd have to be, to make something like that. It's making him a little jealous though.]