Canon is Binan Koukou Chikyuu Bouei-bu Love Love!

[moonidol]

I'm a little insulted... To think, someone not even worthy of ape-status presuming they could order me around! It would almost be funny if I weren't so disgusted.

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[cuddlesome]

These people can order anyone they want around! Isn't it kind of amazing?

[Watch the point fly way over his head.]

[moonidol]

If by "amazing" you mean "irritating", then yes.

[Oh of course he has to deal with the airheaded one. But unlike his brother he can MOSTLY hide his snark and just smiles.]

[cuddlesome]

Eh? But those words aren't really the same.

[DEEP IN THOUGHT.]

Why do you think it's irritating?

[moonidol]

Ah, you could tell that much?

[Color him surprised.]

Because I have better things to do than go along with some idiot's whims.

[cuddlesome]

Oh, well, you can't help it. You should get along with them, by the way. I heard that bad things can happen to you if you don't.

[And now, for serious business.]

Also, are you going to use the coupons I gave you?

[moonidol]

Well even worse things could happen if they don't listen to me.

[Coupons- Oh, those. He had forgotten.]

I see no reason to soak in water that fools might have been in.

[cuddlesome]

Wow, really? Don't tell me you have superpowers or something like that!

[Nah, that would be ridiculous.]

Hey, my clients aren't fools! ...most of them, at least!

[moonidol]

[Just acting like he didn't hear that first bit. He's sure this guy's attention span isn't long enough for him to remember, anyway.]

Fools can rarely recognize other fools.

[cuddlesome]

[Wait a second...]

Are you calling me a fool now?!

[moonidol]

Oh, you noticed...?

[fifteendays]

That's pretious.

[moonidol]

It's hardly pretentious if it's the truth.

[fifteendays]

A human starship and its crew took upon themselves to stop the Xindi and save billions of lives, hundreds of planets. Pretty impressive for apes don't ya think?

[moonidol]

Enthralling. And I have a talking flying squirrel that gives me magical powers. Now... Remind me what you're trying to prove when I wasn't even addressing you in the first place?

[He isn't lying about the squirrel thing, though.]

[fifteendays]

I'm just sayin', don't underestimate us. Well humans. I'm not really human in the first place.

[moonidol]

I'm not underestimating anyone. I'm giving them just the right level of distaste.

[fifteendays]

You don't happen to be Vulcan by any chance?

[moonidol]

.... I have no idea what is, but you've made the idiot laugh so I'm assuming that's an insult.

[fifteendays]

Ya definitely got the contempt they got fer everything human and non-Vulcan. It's not intended as an insult tho. I knew several much more colorful insults.

[moonidol]

... I see.

[haruhiko]

And now we're stuck with loser nerds, it's extremely insulting and not befitting at all.

[moonidol]

It really is the worst waste of our time, isn't it?

[haruhiko]

I can think of better uses of our time.

[moonidol]

I certainly can, too. But what are yours?