Homless OC is homeless

[vanhelsingprince]

Soooo - what? I can't just crawl back into your little USB port and act like I was never made again? Because honestly it's that or just jumping off a bridge.

In all seriousness, I was really very content just sitting there, in your little noggin', doing nothing and just relaxing. But noooo - here I am waiting for, what you call, more action. What part of "monster hunter" says I live a boring life?

For Christ's sake, I even have a hard time in school with regular people! You want me to just - oh God. No, you're thinking. I'm scared. Oh, crap. I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared. Stoooop it! God!

Comments

[theconfuser]

You're a monster hunter? Wow...! Really?

[vanhelsingprince]

[he is not nearly as amused as you, friend] Yes... Yes, I am... If I had more to say about it I would, but I don't so - yeah. There ya go.

[theconfuser]

Me and Howard always run away from monsters! Imagine being that brave, that's amazing.

[Vince thinks he's really cool, if it's any help. Probably isn't.]

[vanhelsingprince]

Not... Really. No one said it was smart to run towards the scary things. I just got - stuck with it

[Liam hates his life :D]

[theconfuser]

Maybe you can try to run away next time... you don't want to get eaten or something!

Your hair looks good though, that's the most important thing. [Is it really, Vince?]

[vanhelsingprince]

[he stares for a moment.] My... hair... My hair? Are you nuts? Where the fuck did that come from? Seriously?

[itswindy]

[Oh, well. This is interesting.]

I think it speaks to their screwed up imagination when "monster hunter" is considered living a boring life.

[vanhelsingprince]

....What the fuck?... Okay.

Yeah... UHm... Yeah, yeah, whatever...

[itswindy]

Something on my face?

[vanhelsingprince]

No... There is nothing on your face...

[Except mine, but you know, whatever.]

[itswindy]

[At least it's a younger 'your face'?? No that doesn't help, does it?]

First time, huh? Mine too. I hear it happens a lot around here, though. You know...[vaguely...gesturing to his face.]

[vanhelsingprince]

You look like me when I was like - twelve, though. That's like - more weird than I'm willing to deal with.

Also, seeing your doppelganger means your gonna die, and I don't feel like dying right now. Since everyone in my family dies rather brutally, I'd like to avoid that.

[itswindy]

[Twelve? Dude, not cool. He's seventeen don't be rude.]

Not always. My friend saw his doppelganger once and he's still alive.

I mean, it tried to kill him and take his place but, still. He's not dead.

[vanhelsingprince]

Yeah, ya see? [he points] Near death experience with doppelganger. Yeah. NO thanks.

[itswindy]

[Hands raised.] Okay, okay, fair point.

But I'm not looking to try and kill you and I'm almost certain seeing me doesn't mean certain death. I'm just a guy who happens to resemble a younger you.