MUN IS A HAPPY (SLEEPY) AUNT AND NEEDS TO SHARE

[luckbe_alady]

I'm so happy for you! She's so sweet and tiny looking! And those pouty little lips and all that hair, and the picture of your brother holding her!

[she gives an excited squeal] Oh, and her room is all pink with elephants and I absolutely love her gold sequence Ugg boots! Oh! And her teeny-tiny bikini! [she gives a cheerful scream]

Shes just so cute! She's going to be beautiful in all of her little outfits, I just can't wait for her to come home for you and you get to hold her, and feed her, and baby her.

You're an Aunt to the second power! That's so great!

[she continues to giggle and squeal quite happily, but don't worry because her mun is doing the same thing despite the fact she's gotten like 3 hours of sleep today!]

Comments

[orions_shadow]

Uuugh, you girls and your girly...fashion stuff.

[SO MATURE SHAD! SO MATURE!]

[luckbe_alady]

She's so little and cute! And he pacifier is bigger than her! You'd have to see her!

[orions_shadow]

That's a tiny baby.

[He opens up a ring pop because he happens to have a bit of candy on him, then makes a gesture of size with his thumb and forefinger]

So uh... that's pretty small. [Opening the pop and sticking it in his mouth.]

[luckbe_alady]

She's 14 inches long.

[she watches him for a moment] well, she is a new born. She'll grow.

[orions_shadow]

I don't think I ever seen a baby before.

Most people don't go out with their babies where I'm from.

[luckbe_alady]

What? Really?

Why would they do that?

[orions_shadow]

Dangerous.

Either that or nobody was havin' babies round where I lived.

[luckbe_alady]

Oh... Well... I don't know how to ask this, but - w-why is it too dangerous?

[orions_shadow]

Badguys, mutant snakes, stuff like that.

[luckbe_alady]

[she blinks] O-oh no. I'm so sorry.

[orions_shadow]

It's not really that big'a deal. Bad stuff happens all the time.

Can't stop all evil, you know.

But it's good some people don't gotta worry about it.

[luckbe_alady]

I guess... Still no good hearing it happens to anyone.

[orions_shadow]

You asked.

But no big deal. You got a cute little carpet monkey to contend with now.

[luckbe_alady]

A - [she laughs] a what?

[orions_shadow]

Rug rat.

Cr---[Okay you know what? No, not going to be crass or rude. No Crotch goblin]

Doncha even know what babies are called?

An' ya know humans are technically monkies...

[luckbe_alady]

I've never heard them called carpet monkeys before. I've heard them call babies.

And we are considered evolved. At least most of the time, though I have met some who would make you think twice about that.

[orions_shadow]

Well yeah, but that's just what humans think because they gotta feel special.

Nobody is fully evolved, everything is still evolving so there's no being more advanced than anything else.

Puts a whole new spin on bein' a monkey's uncle.

Who's the some? Classmates?

[luckbe_alady]

[she laughs again, shaking her head. The mood seemed to have shifted rather quickly.]

Well... Kind of. But I feel bad at the same time for thinking like that.

[orions_shadow]

[He shrugs, he is also unapologetic.]

Seen grownups do dumber things than people our age. I wouldn't be too hard on em.

[luckbe_alady]

You must know some interesting people.

[orions_shadow]

You could say that.

I met a guy who was a brain in a jar of mountain dew once.

No joke.

[luckbe_alady]

[she looks rather disgusted] That's - really gross.

[orions_shadow]

Babies are gross too.

[He's so mature.]