THIS EPISODE WAS ALL ABOUT HIM WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[integrity]

[A casual shrug.]

What? He's still useful, even as a Bible-thumping invalid in a no doubt sexless marriage with an incredibly stupid name. Whoever would have thought he would choose a more ridiculous name than Castiel? As if he weren't thrown in enough proverbial lockers as a child, now he's going to be laughed at by the Christian community for taking things too seriously. It's mortifying. And that outfit was disgusting.

[Pause. -- oh, right, there was a point to this. A very serious point.]

Besides, Meg will get what's coming to her, sooner or later. Preferably sooner.

I want her head on a spit.

And I always get what I want.

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[ofthursday]

I have my memory back, Crowley. And there is nothing wrong with my name.

Either of them.

[integrity]

Yes, I'm aware. I know everything, remember? Including the knowledge that someone doesn't eat and is spontaneously healing people with a demure wife that picks out your clothes is probably not human.

[The demure wife that picks out your clothes is included in the not human part, obviously.]

What makes you think word wouldn't get back to me that a fleet of my demons suddenly vanished off the face of the planet because you decided to have a hands on moment?

Stop killing things I like.

[ofthursday]

[Just ignoring most of that in favor of the last part.]

Stop putting demons in my way.

[integrity]

Stop coming back to life when you should rightfully be dead and perhaps I wouldn't have to put demons in your way to prevent you from being picked up by the Leviathan or Meg.

[ofthursday]

It was Dean.

[integrity]

Dean is going to get you -- and, more importantly, me -- killed. But whatever.

[Coldly.]

It isn't as if the most powerful domain left above or below the Earth in the hands of Meg would be catastrophic or anything.

[ofthursday]

No one wants that, Crowley. Even Dean knows that would be foolish.

But you should have kept your demons away from him. You put yourself back in his line of sight.

[integrity]

They weren't after him, they were after you.

[ofthursday]

Reassuring.

[integrity]

Castiel.

[Tightly. He's so not in the mood.]

You are extraordinarily easy to manipulate when you do have your full arsenal of powers and memories at your disposal. How simple would it have been for the Leviathan to pick you up and brainwash you into becoming their little soldier to dismantle the world? Or Meg, in order to add you to her ridiculous attempts to oust me from power?

I cannot kill you without the proper tools.

You would have been far more protected in my hands than you would ever be in theirs.

[ofthursday]

[...He can't argue with that. Except for one thing.]

So when it was Dean that arrived, your demons should have left him alone.

[integrity]

Dean Winchester who is currently working with Meg.

[Why in the hell would his demons just leave him alone when he was coming to get you, ok.]

[ofthursday]

Who was not at the time.