IDEK what I'm doing here...

[thewrightway]

Objection!

I know you're excited about all the new material coming out with the series... The anime adaptation, Spirit of Justice, etc. Not to mention your ongoing playthrough of Project x Zone 2... But is any of that a suitable reason to even consider the idea of bringing me out to "play" in some kind of "game"?

Besides, you've been essentially retired from all this "RP" business for over a year now, are you sure you really want to get back into it? Hold it! What do you mean by "Weren't you retired from the lawyer thing?"? Hm? Oh... Well, I've certainly got a shining future ahead of me, huh? I really didn't need to know that yet. Thanks.

Anyway, you're well out of practice and you have a full time nine to five job now, in a time zone that doesn't match up with most other people... These aren't the most conductive factors to making any kind of comeback.

... Y'know what, I'm just going to rest my case and hope you forget about these crazy ideas.

PS. Even if you did go ahead with "apping" me at some kind of "game", I really don't think there's any way you could consider Project x Zone 2 a "canon" part of my history.

Comments

[flappybyrde]

You know what they say though. Sometimes you just have to get back in the saddle and keep on failing until you get something right eventually! You just have to keep trying no matter how bad it might get.

I totally believe in you, Mister Wright sir!

[thewrightway]

(I honestly have no idea how many saddles I've fallen off at this point...)

Uh, thanks for the encouragement, Maggey? (It's really my mun she's encouraging though...)

I suppose there's always the chance for a turnabout in any situation...

[flappybyrde]

[She'll believe in everyone. EVERYONE.]

There's always a chance things will get better. If your mun stops now or if you stop now then there definitely won't be a chance. So maybe if you go along with them for a bit, their crazy ideas won't be too crazy in the end.

[thewrightway]

Well, I doubt anything could be as crazy as a super powered dictator hiring little red riding hood to assassinate me while on a crazy world hopping tour... But I'm still not convinced I should actually test that theory out.

[flappybyrde]

... That does sound pretty crazy if you ask me, sir. Um. Why does a dictator want to kill you?

This is all actual stuff that happens in Project x Zone 2

[thewrightway]

Because he wanted to frame my client, Mr. Mishima, for creating bio weapon zombies. And apparently eliminating his lawyer is easier than eliminating Mishima himself.

[flappybyrde]

You have pretty bad luck with clients, don't you.

[thewrightway]

I'll say. Even when I had a fairly open and shut case like your first one, I still managed to get assaulted with a fire extinguisher.

[headhorns]

Do you really think the mundane is going to listen to you?

[apollo knows. Apollo has tried. this is not how mundanes work.]

[thewrightway]

No more than anyone else ever listens to me... (Being defense attorney is suffering.)

Anyway, you're Mr. Justice, I presume? (So about that new title, Spirit of Justice... No, maybe better not to ask.)

[headhorns]

That's me! And I'm gonna go ahead and guess that you're a younger Phoenix. I can tell, because you're not your usual level of... [Insufferable.] ...what I'm used to.

Anyway! It's not like mun would want you to join a jamjar or anything, right? You might turn out fine.

[thewrightway]

I'm apparently "pre-hobo phase". (I'm not looking forward to finding out what "hobo phase" is either.)

And going by the evidence on record... That's probably the thing my mun is most likely to do if anything happens.