Because Junker!D.Va is cutest D.Va | OVERWATCH

[junkrabbit]

 So I don't really get what you mean by 'Making AUs based off your favorite skins'.  What are you skinning here exactly? Or is it who? Either way it don't sound very interesting.  Probably just totally messy and gross.  I bet it won't even get you very many experience points either! Why I bet I can think of at least a half dozen more interesting side quests then whatever you're cooking up.

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[tallmidday]

What the hell're you going on about, kid? And what's with the getup? Don't look anythin' like what I've seen you wearin' before.

[junkrabbit]

What do ya mean? I always wear stuff like this. I've had this vest for like, ever! It's my favorite.

[classic_salt_dorito]

(Original flavor D.Va takes one look at this... well, okay, she lived in a comic book world, so the occasional alt universe version of her shouldn't faze her.

Still.

It needs to be said.)

PLEASE tell me you're not dating Junkrat or the Hog.

[junkrabbit]

[ The look of combined abject horror and disgust SHOULD probably be telling enough. ]

Not a chance! Gross...

[classic_salt_dorito]

Okay than we can still be friends.

What happened in your timeline and should we send my Tracer to fix things?

[junkrabbit]

[ She might smell like motor oil more often then not but she certainly cares about personal hygiene. ]

Don't know what you're talking about, mate. I can't think of anything that needs fixing.

[ She's honestly quite happy with her delusions and criminal career. ]

[classic_salt_dorito]

('mate' is an odd choice of word there.)

Okay so I'm guessing Australian Resistance or something like that? Not stationed anywhere near Busan? Am I wrong? What is our life?