Canon: Star Trek. No, this isn't Data.

[big_brother_is_watching]

Oh, look. This is new. Living in an organic brain is a bit messy, but I can make do. I usually do.

Don't worry. You and I will have plenty of fun together. I have lots of ideas.

I'm sure you'll have fun, too. The things we'll be able to do together...

Settle in, player. You and I are in for a long trip.

Comments

[cpt_ray]

"I've never met you, yet, somehow, I hate you already."

[big_brother_is_watching]

*pout* Aww. My tender feelings are hurt all over.

*big smile* I'll just have to make do. Somehow. Now. What could I do to make myself feel better?

[cpt_ray]

"I'm sure they are," the red-haired woman notes dryly. "And I hear non-existence works for happiness in several faiths across the galaxy."

[big_brother_is_watching]

Oh, but I couldn't keep that happiness from you.

...and everything else in the universe...

[cpt_ray]

"Better than you have tried." God help him, she almost sounds bored, purely to goad him. "I'd like to see what happens when some beings like the Prophets decide to reincarnate you as a cockroach."

[big_brother_is_watching]

Reincarnation requires dying first. I'm not planning to do that... well. Ever.

[cpt_ray]

"Funniest thing, I seem to recall your file saying something about being deactivated a few times, beamed out into space...All sorts of over-reaching moments. Maybe I am wrong." Jules eyes flick over him with contempt. "Maybe you're already a cockroach."

[big_brother_is_watching]

Well, I do keep coming back. Over and over again...

[cpt_ray]

"And getting squashed. Over and over..."

[big_brother_is_watching]

And it's... never... quite... enough!

I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up.

[cpt_ray]

"Pennies have been an out-moded technology for centuries, even before the disposal of currency, and were therefore disposed of."

[big_brother_is_watching]

And yet here I am!

So I'm even more durable than the penny! Penny, the Next Generation!

Don't worry. When I'm done with my plans, it won't be a problem for you to worry about anymore.

[tasha_yar]

There's a phaser in her hand. She glowers when it doesn't go off. Stony silence follows.

[big_brother_is_watching]

Oh, look! Violence doesn't work here!

...yet.

I'll have to see what I can do about that.

[tasha_yar]

"Not if I figure it out first!" she growls at him. "And I can tell you apart!"

[big_brother_is_watching]

Yes, we all know how well that worked the first time we met...

[tasha_yar]

"Forewarned is forearmed," she counters.

[big_brother_is_watching]

*singing* And the forearm's connected to the... elbow...

[sonof_mogh]

Commander?

[Worf isn't sure if it's you, dude. You all look alike to him.]

[big_brother_is_watching]

Well, if you'd like me to command you, I'm happy to do so.

[sonof_mogh]

You are not Commander Data. [Worf guesses you're that evil twin brother of his. Uh-oh.]

Lore. It's you, isn't it? You traitor.

[big_brother_is_watching]

Give the Klingon a prize! It's me. Lore. Traitor and all. In the... tripolymer.

Those brow ridges don't exactly give you Klingons extra space for your brains, do they?

[sonof_mogh]

I should kill you where you stand for what you did to us.

[Worf growled at the android and readied his phaser if Lore decided to attack.]

Why are you here? What do you want?

[big_brother_is_watching]

What do I want? Why, I just want what everyone wants.

Love. Respect. Family. The complete destruction and reformation of all existence.

[dorkvader]

I always liked you more than your brother.

[big_brother_is_watching]

Which shows you have excellent taste!

Not that you really taste anything with that helmet on, of course.

[dorkvader]

I don't know about that... [sips his latte]

[big_brother_is_watching]

Oh, most impressive!

Does everything taste burned to you?

[dorkvader]

Do you still have an off switch on your ass?

[big_brother_is_watching]

Organics have an off switch, I've found. Squeeze the neck really hard, for example, and they shut right down.

[dorkvader]

I know right, that one is my favorite.

Especially when I get to do it from another ship... you should see the look of surprise on their faces. Priceless.

[cetaceanops]

I think humans have a word for people like you. It was some sort of bird noise.

[big_brother_is_watching]

Dolphins in Starfleet. Whatever will they think of next?