[ canon ] unbelievable gwenpool

[stabsies]

Mun, shh. Shhhht. Shh- shut up.

I'm already here, so you may as well just sit back and let the magic happen. I've got my phone for a quick google search, and a backpack full of weapons just in case a bad guy shows up! How hard can this be?



Hello, world!

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[picksthenames]

Hel...lo? Man, my mun really needs to read your comics because I have no idea what's going on right now.

[ Dopplegangers? Probably dopplegangers. ]

[stabsies]

She does need to read them. Things aren't going exactly like I hoped they would, but I'm sure I'll figure something out. That's what superheroes do.

[ but she's pulling out her cell while she talks, then holds up a finger ]

What's your name?

[ PREPARED TO GOOGLE but maybe she'll recognize his name who knows. either way, she's prepared! ]

[picksthenames]

Uh, Vibe.

[ He says, mainly 'cause he wants to see her try to Google that. trololololol.... ]

[stabsies]

Vibe. Vibe, Vibe, Vibe. V-I-B-E. [ tk tk tk tk ] Uh-huh, yep, I'm going to need more than that.

[ she looks up from her phone and tilts her head, gives him a once over ]

Does your life feel like it has appropriate pauses for commercial breaks during the crucial info-dropping moments, or do you have more of a two-and-a-half hour butt-numbing action-packed thing going on in your day to day? Be honest.

[picksthenames]

[ SQUIIIIIIINTS. ]

I wouldn't say butt-numbing...

[stabsies]

[ aaand she's looking down at her phone again, thumbs typing away ]

Television - series - Vibe - I'll put quotes around that.

[ it's almost like he's not there now while she scrolls the results page ]

The Flash? Who- [ reading reading reading ] He's like Quicksilver! --Oh.

[ her turn to squint ]

I've never read your source material. But this is interesting! It's almost like you're a real person. [ gwen pls ] Hi! [ she holds out her hand, pockets her phone ] I'm Gwen.

[picksthenames]

Quick-wha??

[ He eyes the hand before reluctantly taking it. ] Cisco.

[stabsies]

- Silver. He's really fast.

[ duh. she's more interested in enthusiastically shaking his hand ]

Listen, this is all new for me so you're going to have to walk me through some stuff. [ a beat ] Actually, wait, go back. You have to explain "Vibe" to me, because right now I'm imagining you're like the Shocker and boy, that guy was not cool. At all. Spider-Man kicks his butt on the daily.

[picksthenames]

Got it.

[ He pulls his hand away casually, rubbing the back of his neck as he thinks on how to explain the Vibing, ]

Uh, it's kind of like... I guess the technical definition is that I can "see through the vibrations of the universe" or something. Basically I get visions.

[stabsies]

So you're kind of like Raven?


From That's So Raven?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Wow, Hi yourself!

[This gal seems pretty cool, I mean look at her hair? You can't argue with style like that.]

I just have two questions... what's a "phone" and why would you need to "google"? Is that even an actual word?

...Okay that was three questions, But still!