dear_mun | Oh great, Her mundane's being EVIL again.

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Oh great, Her mundane's being EVIL again.

...Could you and the creepyred-head who happens to have it in for me for whatever reason please stop referring to me as a "sacrifical lamb"?

Whatever it is you're planning and hoping to discuss with Rider's mun doesn't sound all that great me either me or him. And I'd prefer it if I didn't wind up as giant snake chow. Just because I'm a regular human with mage abilities in this AU of yours doesn't mean you have to render me completely helpless you know.

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...Mun, She's smirking my way at me again. What should I do?!

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...which redhead has referred to you as a sacrificial lamb?

[Don't mind the REALLY DARK LOOK on his face as he just drums his fingers on the hilt of his sword.]

I haven't really had a clear look at their face.

Somthing about her though...She's given me the creeps.

'Her'. Good enough.

[He stands up and brings out his sword - he's about to go and shank a bitch.]

Hey! You can't just wield your sword over something like this...!

It might even be a trap, something to test us you know...

[He can't hear you Saft. He's too wrapped up in his own feelings.]

I'LL KILL HER.

[No, You don't! You hold on just one second mister. There'll be no more killing of anyone! Especially over here on DM.]

Rider!

...Please.

I'm fine. Nothing's happened! And nothing will happen as long as we have each other's backs.

[He pauses, but he still has sword in hand.]

...I will not tolerate any harm coming to you, regardless of the source.

I'll be fine.

[You idiot, why do you always have to throw yourself in front of harm's way for her. Especially when she's capable of protecting herself.]

I know you want to help, Rider... but there's going to be times where we won't always have each other's backs. At those times we need to be strong and look out for ourselves.

And yeah, I'll admit facing anyone without you hanging around does kind of scare me but I know in the back of my mind you'll be there cheering me on. Sometimes I wish I could pull off that reality marble trick of yours on my own... it'd sure come in handy once in a while.

[Why? Why indeed. She should know damn well why - even if she is capable of protecting herself, which he knows, still...he...]

You have strength, I know this. But what sort of Servant would I be if I didn't strive for being by your side always?

Even after the war.

I may not be able to teach you my Noble Phantasm, but I have tried to teach you the other ways of the conqueror! Perhaps if you accepted them as more normal practices, you may attain a Noble Phantasm of your own.

My life's barely normal as it is! Besides, I think you're the better conqueror.

I'm just happy with being plain old Saft.

Dear lady, there is nothing plain about you.

[Cue charming, lady-killing, heart-breaking Rider grin.]

[Trying her hardest not to blush at that sentiment, so instead she attempts to compose herself by coughing and glancing the other way.]

...No, No! I mean. What you see is what you get with me. I'm no conqueror or at any rate a competent mage. I'm just me.

Why should I try to change that for anyone?

[Your tsundere is showing, Saft.]

You need change nothing, dear lady. You're more of a conqueror than you think and a more than competent mage.

[Servant, Please. It's always been on full view.]

What's with calling me "Lady" anyway lately? What's wrong with calling me by my name?

Then again I guess you were calling me "girl" or sometimes "woman" before. Is it supposed to be some term of endearment?

...Because it's what you are. Regardless of whether or not you label yourself as such, in my eyes you are a true lady - which, by the way, does not limit you in any way.

[But to him, a lady is the highest compliment he's able to give - other than wife or Queen, that is.]

[He cups her chin in his massive palm and leans down to be closer to her eye level.]

It is to me. If you prefer I could use another title or term for you that better expresses the depth of my desire.

[She tenses up for a brief moment as he leans in closer. It's so hard to put walls between them when she knows he means well but his whole approach is just a little too much at times.]

...N-No that's okay.

[Her cheeks are more than tinted with a pretty shade of pink right now.]

You don't have to go quite that far.

[He smirks and leans in just an inch closer, just to further provoke and tease her.]

The King of Conquerors has to go farther than anyone else anywhere he goes. So...yes. Yes I do.

But, if it makes you so dreadfully uncomfortable, I can stop at any time.

[It's kind of a dare - testing her to see how much she can take..]

[Just try is Rider... just f**king try making her more uncomfortable than this. See where it gets you.]

Then maybe you should.

...K-King of Conquerors or not you should be respectful of a woman's personal space!

[CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.]

You haven't been paying attention. A King of Conquerors respects only his own rules and his own space.

....and right now, I want my space to occupy yours. [WINK.]

[She does her best not to flinch, but god damn her servant's nerve. Why does he get such a goddamned thrill out of making her flare up like this?

He's seen what she's capable of if angered enough so why doesn't he seem to take that into account when he does these things?]

Try if you want, but what makes you think I'm going to give it up so easily to you?

[She still has one advantage she can use against him...it's a dirty move and she would prefer not to use it but she's thinking about it. She's done extraordinarily well not to have used her command seals up until this point. That's some sheer willpower right there.]

[Because Iskandar wants what Iskandar wants, and will do whatever it takes to get it. He's not used to someone refusing him; she's the one person who's ever challenged him.]

[He likes the challenge.]

I don't think you'll give up easily. I don't want you to give up easily.

Then you wouldn't be you.

[And it wouldn't be worth it. She would be another in the countless list of names that had submitted to Iskandar the King of Conquerors.]

[She smirks some. Feeling a little cocky about their current stand-off.]

Heh, you know me so well.

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Oh great, Her mundane's being EVIL again.

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I feel like he's officially made it his mission to make her uncomfortable...or blushy lol

He's way too good at this conquering thing whether it be country or heart.

S'what he doooooes!

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...can't seem to stop it now.

WHO DIED AND MADE HIM KING OF...Oh wait.

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