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voice testing an oc (xposted)
Haven't you ever heard of pacing yourself? Baby steps? You can't just drop me somewhere and expect me to thrive, dearie. I'm a busy genius; I've got shit to do.
But since it seems that I need to explain it in itty-bitty baby words to you, which let's be honest, isn't really a fucking surprise. So let's try it this way: I want to rewrite the Bible. I can't do that until my lovely face is carved in Mt Rushmore. I can't do that without my army, which I can't do until I finish calibrating next gen's AI. And set up the Arctic facility. And get around to mass-producing those portable ion cannons, and like twenty million other things.
Prioritizing, dearie. Try it sometime, will you? And find me something interesting, while you're at it. Bump that up on your list, right to number one.
But since it seems that I need to explain it in itty-bitty baby words to you, which let's be honest, isn't really a fucking surprise. So let's try it this way: I want to rewrite the Bible. I can't do that until my lovely face is carved in Mt Rushmore. I can't do that without my army, which I can't do until I finish calibrating next gen's AI. And set up the Arctic facility. And get around to mass-producing those portable ion cannons, and like twenty million other things.
Prioritizing, dearie. Try it sometime, will you? And find me something interesting, while you're at it. Bump that up on your list, right to number one.

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[He flexes his biceps, before karate chopping the air.]
Hoo-hah!
I'll be your number one Johnny Bravo.